Thread: I don't think so

Right before my husband left for work today, he somehow managed to knock the last roll of toilet paper into the toilet. I asked what I was supposed to do for toilet paper all day since I can't get to the store until he comes home from work. You know what he told me to do? Since it's so nice outside today, I should put the toilet paper out in the sun and it will dry out. No thank you, kleenex will work just fine.