Thread: Jeans!!!!

My my I am on a real "venting" role today.

My youngest ds decided that he was going to buy me a new pair of jeans since he "thinks" my jeans are "Mom" jeans which they are not. They are Levi's, mid-rise, & most definately do NOT have an ounce of elastic or strech in them.

Let me also note I very seldom even wear jeans since my job requires me to dress professionally (get your minds out of the gutter...I do not mean hot pants & tube top ). I have to wear dressy pants, skirts, or dresses.

This is to my ds whom I love dearly, while yes technically I can fit into a size 3/4 low rise jeans from Aero & American Eagle (he bought me 2 pair), I do not wish to be seem in public wearing jeans that allow anyone to view my "coin-slot", especially for free. These dang things are so low I can't even wear the "micro-mini thong" he bought me. Yes my 23 year old ds bought me thongs because Airie was having a buy 4 pair for $25 get 4 pair free. He bought 4 for his g/f & 4 for me.

I am still laughing that he actually thought I looked hot. I suppose he thinks it is time I start to date again. He & his g/f are buying me a 6 month subscription to Match.com.

We are taking the jeans back tomorrow & I already gave his g/f the thongs.

He did buy me a Liz Claiborne wallet which is super nice.

Oh I am sorry but LMFAO

Its hard to feel sorry for anyone that can wear a size 4 in jeans...LOL. Seriously though, I hate that you have to go return them. The thought of returning something after CHRISTmas is horrible. I hope you get there just at the right time, find exactly what you want and have no problems returning them at them. Good Luck!!!

LOL at coin slot
that is all

You almost made me snort green tea...almost...I'm still laughing....

ROFLMAO!

It is really cool though that he thinks your a hot mom. I like the low rise myself. It helps hold my little belly in. Yes even us size 4 ladies have bellies lol.

I couldn't get a size 4 jean up my right thigh....

Originally Posted by Kelsey1224

I couldn't get a size 4 jean up my right thigh....

me either. LOL

LOL at the coin slot never heard it called that.

This is even getting better. My ds & his gf are planning on purchasing a 6 month membership for me on eharmony.com. They decided I need a man in my life. WHY??? They panned to be my "pimp" so-to-speak.
On Christmas Eve I had to use that Victoria's Secret gc or lose it. Plus I also had a $10 gc for my birthday to use up.
I had been looking for grey boots with heels since I do wear sweater dresses to work. For some strange reason I wanted grey boots. So I saw these really great boots at Vicky's. Bad part is I never read the height of the heels, they are 4" high!!! I will break my neck!
I also bought a long pink sweater jacket that is long enough on me to go to my midthigh.
Order arrived yesterday right after I came home from work. My ds & his g/f got here right & got the box from the UPS guy. Ds asked what I ordered so I told him I would show him. I put on the boots & sweater.
His jaw dropped & hs g/f said she "hates me" (joking) b/c I look better than she does & she is 21.
I told them if they wanted to "pimp-me-out" I might as well dress that part.
The boots look great but I will break my neck so they are going back. I will keep the sweater but to wear as a jacket over pants & a top.
Sigh.....men...why do I need one anyway?