Thread: The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1/12 11:35 4000-4400+ pts.

What did Jay joke that he heard that Barbara Walters did to Rosie O'Donnell?
*Pulled a knife on her in the shower room

What did Joy Behar say that Andrea Bocelli did when he recently appeared on "The View"?
*Stared at her chest the entire time

What did Joy Behar say that Matthew McConaughey did while on her show?
*Massaged and admired her feet

What did Jay joke during the opening monologue that Bill Clinton encouraged Hilary Clinton to do during her trip to Iraq?
*Wear very bright colors

What did Renee Zellweger say she did while on the northeast coast of England filming her new movie?
*Stayed at a nuclear power plant

What did Penn State University student Katie Isaacson tell Jay she avoided doing by forging a permission slip in her tenth grade biology class?
*Handling dead fetal pigs for dissection

What did Mark Clemens's father do after Mark Clemens confessed to damaging his truck?
*Said he was glad he was with a woman

What did Renee Zellweger describe her recently injured cat doing compulsively?
*Arranging vital organs of rodents in circle

What did Jay point out that a child was doing during a clip from a ceremony for Nancy Pelosi in her hometown?
*Licking a handrail repeatedly

What did Renee Zellweger do after clip from her new movie ran?
*Snapped a picture of the audience

What did Jay joke that restaurant employees were going to start doing with fat from liposuctions?
*Putting it on top of salads

What did Renee Zellweger say boys will do when they go see her new movie?
*Ask for tissues upon exiting

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Miss Potter"

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Smokin' Aces"