Last Comic Standing 7/25 9:00 5000-5500+ pts.

**mficke0713** · 07-26-2006, 02:00 AM

What did Chris Porter say that people did in Los Angeles traffic that they really shouldn't do?
*Honked their horns repeatedly

What did Josh Blue say would be the reason that he lost the contest?
*Thought the show's votes were rigged

What did Ty Barnett say was the advantage of wearing all black?
*Made you look thinner than you really were

What did Michele Balan say that she would not do if she won the contest?
*Guarantee not having a heart attack

What did Chris Porter joke that a person would do after purchasing a two-pack of caskets at a store?
*Threaten to throw their kids inside one for misbehaving

What did Gary Gulman say was the key to staying in a relationship?
*Keeping love life fresh

What did Roz say that being on the show had done for her?
*Taken her career beyond her wildest dreams

What did Chris Porter and Josh Blue do after learning that they would be performing on the show?
*Skipped off stage holding hands

What did Ty Barnett say made him feel better about coming onstage?
*Seeing the crowd stand up

What did Michele Balan joke was part of being old and single?
*Wanting someone who drove at night

What did Chris Porter say led to his ending up in the last five comics standing?
*Performing bad gigs for no pay for years

What did Josh Blue do an impression of his soccer teammates trying to do?
*Applying deodorant after a game

What did Chris Porter joke that a person would do after purchasing a two-pack of caskets at a store?
*Threaten to throw their kids inside one for misbehaving
*Costco

What did Chris Porter say that people did in Los Angeles traffic that they really shouldn't do?
*Honked their horns repeatedly
*Apple iPod

What did Chris Porter say led to his ending up in the last five comics standing?
*Performing bad gigs for no pay for years
*Universal Studios Hollywood

**Advertisement** · 07-26-2006 02:00 AM

**mficke0713** · 07-26-2006, 02:00 AM

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what did a salesman at a car dealership do while dealing with a know-it-all customer who asked if he could get a "hot tea"?
*Smoothed-out wrinkled contract customer had thrown in trash, and offered him same deal again
*Toyota Tundra
*Take advantage of low APR financing

In a commercial during this show, what happened as various toddlers used the bathroom while an announcer talked about a product that "turns tricky toilet tasks into fun"?
*Cartoon frog rolled out a red carpet and offered them assistance
*Pampers Kandoo Toilet Wipes
*Foaming Hand Soap

In a commercial during this show, what did washers and dryers do after being shown in an auto showroom as an announcer talked about a sale on appliances?
*Appeared on blue background with white words and lines
*Sears
*Get low APR financing and free delivery with purchases of $399 or more

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did misfit trio of friends Rob Schneider, David Spade, and a tall guy wearing a helmet do in an attempt to gain respect?
*Played baseball against ruthless little league teams
*"The Benchwarmers"

**humminbird** · 07-26-2006, 02:28 PM

In a commercial during this show, what did teenage girls do as a rock song telling people, "Come on, come on, do what you want!" played, and images of musicians in posters came to life?
Hung out in bedroom talking on phones and laughing, before meeting up in a school hallway
JCPenney
Carries hip, fashionable styles

In a movie commercial during this show, what was Will Ferrell, who dressed in a gaudy outfit and had comical interactions with friends and admirers?
Dimwitted race car driver
"Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"

In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "Heroes", what happened?
Police officer discovered that he was able to hear people's inner thoughts
Mondays this fall

In a commercial during this show, what did a crew from a wireless phone company do to see if a wireless plan could accommodate the "biggest talkers" as a timer counted down the number of minutes used on a phone?
Monitored businessman in plain observation room
T-Mobile
Get 1,500 Whenever Minutes for just $39.99

In a movie commercial during this show, what happened to a boy who liked to torment insects?
Became helpless when shrunk down to the size of a bug
"The Ant Bully"

In a commercial during this show, what happened as upbeat music played and an announcer discussed several restaurant dishes that were "inspired from around the country" and available for a limited time?
Seafood was served in various ways, including glazed, barbecued, and coated in creamy garlic sauce
Reb Lobster
NOT-Cost just $9.99 each

In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip", what happened?
Cast of a show about working in the television industry was introduced
Mondays this fall

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a restaurant's logo as people, who were shown in black-and-white, took bites of sandwiches, and toppings were shown being layered on a sandwich?
Repeatedly increased in size to fill entire screen
NOT-T.G.I. Friday's
NOT-Applebee's

**racheg** · 07-26-2006, 03:44 PM

In a commercial during this show, what did a guy in an easy chair, who whispered so that someone visible in the other room couldn't hear him, do while he ate a slice of pizza?
*Confessed that he liked ordering pizza with his girlfriend because she ate less than his friends
*Pizza Hut
*Get large pan pizza for $10.99 and any medium one-topping for $5 more

Thread: Last Comic Standing 7/25 9:00 5000-5500+ pts.

Thread Tools

Display