Thread: Late Show With David Letterman 5/29 11:35 4500+ pts.

What was the porcupine that Jack Hannah brought out doing that Dave made a joke about?
*Gnawing at cob of corn

What did Dave say Paul did that got him fired at NBC?
*Stole chalk from the studio

What did Jack Hannah do with the red-tailed hawks?
*Fed them pieces of rat meat

What did Dave joke that the astronaut Buzz Aldrin was the only person to do on the moon?
*Go to the bathroom

What did Paul do to two women dressed as hats while he sang the introduction to the "Dave's Hat Collection" segment?
*Used their costumes as bongos

What did Jason Lee tell Dave he used to do before becoming an actor?
*Traveled around the world as professional skateboarder

What did Jason Lee say he did that made his dog attack him when he was a child?
*Gave him a common name

What did the warthog do before eating fruit that Jack Hannah pointed out?
*Kneeled down on its knees

What did Dave do after Paul sang the introduction to "Dave's Hat Collection"?
*Decided to scrap the segment

What did Jason Lee say his stepfather and his friends did that inspired him for his role on "My Name is Earl"?
*Wore many offensive T-shirts

What did Dave say about the history of computers?
*Were not useful until the Internet came along

What did Dave say that Katie Couric did with her morning show that demonstrated her boredom in his "Top Ten List"?
*Let cell phone ring interrupt broadcast

What did Dave do after one of Jack Hannah's assistant handed over the white lion?
*Jokingly requested restaurant bill

What did Dave say Nancy Reagan was responsible for doing on the "fact" list?
*Coining the phrase of a funny slang term

What did Dave do after Paul sang the introduction to "Dave's Hat Collection"?
*Decided to scrap the segment
*KFC

What did Dave say that Katie Couric did with her morning show that demonstrated her boredom in his "Top Ten List"?
*Let cell phone ring interrupt broadcast
*Drano

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In a commercial during this show, what happened after a block of light-blue letters floated to the surface of water and as a man applied a lotion in blue-tinted footage while an announcer discussed men's skin care?
*White text faded in emphasizing announcer's important phrases
*Aqua Velva Ice Balm After Shave
*Is alcohol-free and vitamin-infused

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In a movie commercial during this show, whose presence led to all kinds of chaos, destruction, and death in his immediate environment and the world around him?
*Little boy who was the embodiment of evil
*"The Omen"

In a commercial during this show, what happened, and was also shown in a double image, in between water droplets moving across the screen and as an announcer discussed a product that would allow you to see "results beyond your expectations"?
*Brunette tossed head and layon reflective floor of champagne-colored room
*Pantene Pro-V Restoratives
*Use advanced damage control technology

In a commercial during this show, what was a teacher wearing large glasses doing before he discussed a cable provider that was then discussed by an announcer?
*Repeatedly calling name of absent student whom he did not believe was sick
*DirecTV
*Take advantage of a free trial offer

In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing as he talked about stealing a password online and as he sang "Unbreak My Heart" in a young woman's voice?
*Sitting on a workout bench surrounded by weights in his garage
*Citibank
*Identity theft solutions

In a commercial during this show, what did different men do as another man held a sandwich and sang an anthem about being a hungry man?
*Performed feats of strength, such as breaking cinder block and pulling dump truck by chain
*NOT Subway
NOT Wendy's
NOT McDonald's

In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "Game Show Marathon", what happened?
Celebrity hosted challenges taken from several popular game shows
Wednesday and Thursday at 8:00 p.m.


In a commercial during this show, what happened after a black SUV zoomed up and came to a sudden stop while an announcer wished competitors "good luck" against it and rock music played?
Parts, such as doors and trunk opened and closed, while words detailing its features appeared
Lincoln Navigator
Take advantage of reasonable monthly payments and signing amount


In a commercial during this show, what happened to a bottle of beer as a man's hand held it at a beachfront table?
Parrot opened it with its sharp beak
Corona Extra
Not your ordinary kind of beer


In a promotional advertisement during this program for a show called "Rock Star: Supernova," what happened?
Unknown singers competed for a chance to achieve rock super-stardom
Wednesday, July 5


In a commercial during this show, who discussed finding "radiant" skin before and after washing her face and a white pad floated on to her hand as a bean dropped on top of it and dissolved?
Brunette in green shirt who pushed apart beaded curtain
Aveeno Positively Radiant Daily Cleansing Pads
NOT-Reduce signs of aging


In a commercial during this show, what did a man do with a giant piece of candy that illustrated an announcer's point that "you wouldn't want them any bigger"?
Knocked himself out of his chair after tossing it in air
Mega M&M's
Are larger and come in different varieties