Thread: Late Show With David Letterman 5/29 11:35 4500+ pts.

What was the porcupine that Jack Hannah brought out doing that Dave made a joke about?
*Gnawing at cob of corn

What did Dave say Paul did that got him fired at NBC?
*Stole chalk from the studio

What did Jack Hannah do with the red-tailed hawks?
*Fed them pieces of rat meat

What did Dave joke that the astronaut Buzz Aldrin was the only person to do on the moon?
*Go to the bathroom

What did Paul do to two women dressed as hats while he sang the introduction to the "Dave's Hat Collection" segment?
*Used their costumes as bongos

What did Jason Lee tell Dave he used to do before becoming an actor?
*Traveled around the world as professional skateboarder

What did Jason Lee say he did that made his dog attack him when he was a child?
*Gave him a common name

What did the warthog do before eating fruit that Jack Hannah pointed out?
*Kneeled down on its knees

What did Dave do after Paul sang the introduction to "Dave's Hat Collection"?
*Decided to scrap the segment

What did Jason Lee say his stepfather and his friends did that inspired him for his role on "My Name is Earl"?
*Wore many offensive T-shirts

What did Dave say about the history of computers?
*Were not useful until the Internet came along

What did Dave say that Katie Couric did with her morning show that demonstrated her boredom in his "Top Ten List"?
*Let cell phone ring interrupt broadcast

What did Dave do after one of Jack Hannah's assistant handed over the white lion?
*Jokingly requested restaurant bill

What did Dave say Nancy Reagan was responsible for doing on the "fact" list?
*Coining the phrase of a funny slang term

What did Dave do after Paul sang the introduction to "Dave's Hat Collection"?
*Decided to scrap the segment
*KFC

What did Dave say that Katie Couric did with her morning show that demonstrated her boredom in his "Top Ten List"?
*Let cell phone ring interrupt broadcast
*Drano