Thread: Fire Me ... Please 6/28 9:00PM 4800+pts

What did Brandon do to "ruin" the dog washing room?
*Lit up cigarette

What did John do while he washed windows?
*Talked on phone

What did John do right before he made the "Hercules" drink?
*Burped into his hand

What did Meryl do while Christy swept the floor?
*Sat and read magazines

What did Angela do while she broke down boxes?
*Made up cheer

What did Brandon do instead of washing his first puppy?
*Played with toy spider

What did Ozzie do as he fired John?
*Asked for shirt and hat back

What did Angela do that Ginger said she had no right to do?
*Told her how to do job

What did Meryl do right before Christy offered to let her go home early?
*Got sick in bathroom

What did Brandon say he did that he wanted to write home about?
*Tasted dog bone

What did Brandon do to agitate the puppy?
*Played with squeaky toy

What did Angela do that made Ginger stop dancing?
*Changed radio stations

What did Christy do as she followed Meryl around?
*Folded clothes

What did John do with a blender pitcher just after a customer ordered a smoothie?
*Drummed on side of it
*Rold Gold

What did John do in between making smoothies that upset his employers?
*Took personal calls
*Doritos

What did the customer do while John slowly prepared his smoothie?
*Scratched his chin
*Lay's

What did Meryl do in front of a customer that perturbed her employer?
*Took off shoes
*ADT


Commercials

In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "Rockstar: INXS," what happened?
*Contestants competed for lead singer position in famous band
*July 11

In a movie commercial during this show, what was unique about a group of people in blue uniforms as they fought an evil enemy?
*Possessed distinct superpowers
*"Fantastic 4"

In a commercial during this show, who explained that they were "back to renting" after a period during which they bought all their movies and ended up with a house full of films they had watched once?
*Couple standing side by side on street next to light post
*Blockbuster
*Have a guaranteed copy of a new movie

In a commercial during this show, what did items, including a thermometer and cell phones, do while an announcer talked about a sale where you can get "sizzlin' deals"?
*Floated in different bubbles against a red background
*RadioShack
*Get a free camera phone or color screen phone after $50 rebate

In a commercial during this show, what did barbaric warriors living in a modern city do when their fun days of pillaging were cut short because so many people switched to a certain credit card?
*Struggled at everyday jobs such as shoe salesman and flight attendant
*Capital One
*Offers low rates and great rewards

In a commercial during this show, why did a man in a suit make phone calls to his grandmother, accountant, and the department of motor vehicles?
*Torturing man tied to chair into talking to them
*T-Mobile
*1,000 "Whenever Minutes" including long distance and roaming

In a commercial during this show, what happened against a black background as an announcer discussed the evolution of "dial-up" Internet connections leading to a new "generation of Internet access"?
*Red ball spun, glowed, and emitted digits as it grew larger and flashed
*NetZero
*Use Web at speeds as fast as broadband

In a commercial during this show, what did three boys do besides sit on a couch wearing ties and jackets with their mother who praised a topical cream?
*Played outdoors doing things such as running at baseball games and climbing trees
*Neosporin
*Keeps skin bacteria free better than prescription medication

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman admiring herself in the mirror, another running through the surf on a beach, and another walking through high grass, discuss as an announcer discussed a drug?
*Activities that made them look and feel good
*Botox Cosmetic
*Find doctor to answer questions

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer claim about "millions of people," including a couple linking arms, four children standing next to a tree, and two men at a ball game?
*Had never really tasted a hot dog
*Hebrew National
*Made from premium quality kosher beef

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman's family do when she walked from her car into the kitchen of her home with bags of food for dinner before close-ups of chicken and spices were shown?
*Dropped everything they were doing, such as watering lawn
*KFC
*Ten-piece bucket of Original Recipe for $8.99

In a commercial during this show, what was shown in close-ups after a family sat down around a table to eat and an announcer stated that "dinnertime is back" and promised you could "bring 'em to the table" serving a certain food?
*Chicken and the spices used in preparing it
*KFC
*Ten-piece bucket of Original Recipe for $8.99

In a commercial during this show, who was a geeky young man delivering fast-food to when he imagined them asking him to stay, and then stayed to eat salads with them despite their disinterest?
*Trio of female singers in recording studio
*McDonald's
*Fruit and Walnut Salad

In a commercial during this show, what did different people, such as a man in a shirt and tie in his bathroom, a car salesman in his show room, and a young man on his bed, all do?
*Drank water from odd places, such as a shower and fish tank
*Wendy's
*Spicy Chicken Sandwich

In a commercial during this show, what did cartoon men and women do before and after a single chip was shown above an oven dial against a yellow background?
*Shared chips at a barbeque, on a road trip, and at a picnic
*Wheat Thins Oven Toasted Chips
*Made with multi-grains

In a commercial during this show, what was the common goal of various "specialists," including a woman seen running down steps in the rain and a man aboard a boat as it sailed past the Brooklyn Bridge?
Helping people realize their dream of buying a home
Ameriquest Mortgage
Has helpful and reliable mortgage specialists

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a truck do after daydreaming about grilling meat while an announcer discussed a "world champion barbecue sauce"?
Hit gas while herd of cows was in front of truck
Cattlemen's
Is for those who know barbecue