Thread: Major Payne 2/1 @ 9:00 19 Q's 4100+

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What type of employment did Major Payne seek upon being discharged?
*Applied to police academy

What did Major Payne tell Emily Walburn he did for fun?
*Cleaned gun blindfolded

How did Major Payne punish the corps for trying to blackmail him?
*Made them march in dresses

What did Major Payne say war had done to him?
*Made him paranoid

How did Major Payne get the corps to look more like him?
*Shaved heads

What did Major Payne do at the end of his date with Emily Walburn?
*Gave her bullet from his heart

What did Major Payne say the corps had to do to make him resign?
*Get him the JROTC trophy

Why did Emily Walburn give Major Payne a how-to book?
*Wanted him to be role model

How did Major Payne get the corps to run the obstacle course more quickly?
*Threatened with live grenade

What did the corps discover when they snuck into Major Payne's room?
*Slept with eyes open

Why did Emily Walburn chase Tiger through the school?
*Had to give him shot

Why were teachers needed as Major Payne entered school?
*Judge science fair

In a movie commercial during this show, what did Debra Messing do before attending a formal event?
*Hired a male escort to be her boyfriend
*"The Wedding Date"

In a commercial during this show, what did a talking pot with a glass lid do as close-ups of food were shown and as a family ate a hot meal?
*Introduced prepared frozen food
*Banquet Crock-Pot Classics
*Delicious and easy to prepare

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after carrying boxes outside as a city skyline was seen and birds were shown flying in lines before he sent a text message to a brunette woman while the song "The Weight" was played?
*Traveled across country
*Cingular Wireless
*Offers largest digital, voice, and data coverage

In a commercial during this show, what did a variety of people who stood beside their cars, among them a woman in a motel parking lot and a man in a desert, all agree on?
*Wanted more "bang for their buck"
*Suzuki Forenza
*Starting price is $12,994

In a commercial during this show, what did four men do consecutively with the same girl at the end of different dates as an announcer discussed contraception?
*NOT Met her father on the street