Thread: Last Comic Standing 9/28 8:00 NBC

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What did Geoff say would happen if one watched all of Jay Mohr's good work?
Would waste eleven minutes

What did Triumph the Insult Comic Dog do with his cigars?
Spat them out



In a commercial during this show, what happened as a couple slept contentedly inside a blue farmhouse at dawn?
*Rooster tried to wake them up
*Tide with a touch of Downy
*Combines softness and clean

In a commercial during this show, what did a man with black hair wearing a white shirt do outside of a restaurant before various food items were shown?
*Screamed out loud
*Taco Bell
*Spicy Chicken Soft Taco

What did Triumph the Insult Comic Dog do with his cigars?
--Spat them out

What did Gary say happened to Jay Mohr's forehead each week?
--Enlarged because of thinning hair


In a commercial during this show, what did a man with a European accent in a blue shirt do after broken vacuum cleaners sat unused on shelves?
--Described how well his own vacuum worked
--Dyson
--NOT Compact for storage


In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a suit and glasses tell a boy at a sports field he had to do?
--Pay money for playing too much soccer
--Sprint PCS
--Plan adjusts monthly to save you up to $300 a year



In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at his office that made his coworkers avoid and ignore him before he learned how to solve his problem on the Internet?
--Asked coworkers if they were going to post office
--U.S. Postal Service
--NOT Request pick up for packages


In a commercial during this show, what was a woman in a pink skirt doing in her bedroom as she discussed her health with a man in his pajamas holding a cup of coffee?
--Looking at self in mirror
--NOT Kellogg's Special K Red Berries


In a commercial during this show, what were three mountain climbers doing at their base camp when a man ran behind them dragging his children behind him in a sled?
--Filming video
--Tyson Fully Cooked Hickory Bacon
--NOT Made from choicest meat

In a commercial during this show, what did a man with a European accent in a blue shirt do after broken vacuum cleaners sat unused on shelves?
Described how well his own vacuum worked
Dyson
Never clogs up

In a commercial during this show, what was a woman in a pink skirt doing in her bedroom as she discussed her health with a man in his pajamas holding a cup of coffee?
Looking at self in mirror
berry burst cheerios
helps lower cholesterol

In a commercial during this show, what were three mountain climbers doing at their base camp when a man ran behind them dragging his children behind him in a sled?
Filming video
Tyson Fully Cooked Hickory Bacon
Is high in protein

In a commercial during this show, what did a young man with blue bars over his head apologize to his father about while at the breakfast table?
Staying out late and not calling
AT&T Wireless
Add extra lines for $9.99 each

In a commercial during this show, what did an attractive woman in a sleeveless shirt say she wanted "for life"?

-- Healthy skin
-- Aveeno
-- Clinically proven to make skin healthier

In a commercial during this show, what did three best friends do in a kitchen after laughing together at night, crying together in a living room, and playing together in a hammock?
Snacked on vegetables and fried chicken
Centrum
Works differently for each person

In a commercial during this show, what were three mountain climbers doing at their base camp when a man ran behind them dragging his children behind him in a sled?
Filming video
Tyson Fully Cooked Hickory Bacon
Is high in protein

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in a black dress do while standing in the middle of a white store that was bustling with customers?
Answered man's quetions
T-Mobile
1,000 Whenever minute for $39.99

Thanks!! 4500 pts.!!

In a commercial during this show, what did the fourth man in a panel discussion do the fifth man while trying to kill a fly?
Knocked him out with a clipboard
Trident
Now comes in Tropical Twist...