Thread: Last Comic Standing 9/28 8:00 NBC

How did Gary razzingly suggest Ralphie got his voice?
Swallowed Wanda Sykes

What was the task the comics had to perform?
Roast the host

What did Jeffrey Ross say made making fun of Jay Mohr's TV shows difficult?
Were canceled "more often than Roy Horn's funeral"

What did Alonzo say would happen if Tess unbuttoned one more button of her blouse?
Ratings would rise

Why did Jay Mohr say he invited Jeffrey Ross on the show?
Knew his job would be secure

What did Jay Mohr say he would do with the comics if they were his children?
Leave them at night game

What did the non-participating comics do after they were excused?
Relaxed in balcony

How did Triumph the Insult Comic Dog let Jay Mohr know he was through with his jibes?
Checked insult list

Why was it said that Rich had a show on the History Channel?
Performed forever

What did Ralphie do when he found out that he hadn't been eliminated?
Blew kiss to audience
Reebok (WASN'T RALPHIE MAY ELIMINATED???? DUH!!)

What did Alonzo say about Jay Mohr during his routine?
Had no personality of his own
NetZero




In a movie commercial during this show, what did Queen Latifah help Jimmy Fallon do?
Pursue bank robbers
Taxi

In a movie commercial during this show, who was Billy Bob Thornton?
Football coach
"Friday Night Lights"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing only a tee-shirt and boxer shorts do for a woman while "You Were Always on My Mind" played?
Bought her bouquet of flowers
Levi's
A style for every story

In a commercial during this show, why did a man whose truck had broken down threaten the fresh scent inside an SUV driven by a happy mom with her son who gave him a lift?
Man brought in several barnyard animals
Glade Car Scented Oil
Vanilla

In a commercial during this show, what did four women, including a woman in a red shirt who mentioned having people over, do while relaxing in their separate living rooms?
Expressed concern about household odors
Lysol Neutra-Air
Neutralizes odor and kills bacteria

In a commercial during this show, what did three best friends do in a kitchen after laughing together at night, crying together in a living room, and playing together in a hammock?
*Snacked on vegetables and fried chicken
*Centrum
*Works differently for each person

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did two identical cartoon women, one blonde and one brunette, do besides sing and play in a mountain kingdom?
*Married men in joint ceremony
*"Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do at his office that made his coworkers avoid and ignore him before he learned how to solve his problem on the Internet?
Asked coworkers if they were going to post office
U.S. Postal Service
Pay for shipping and print labels