Thread: Fencing, Ping Pong 8/19 7pm 3800+

How did fencer Ivan Lee score the fortieth team point against Russia?
**Attacked with flesh

What did a commentator say fencer Keeth Smart did for six months of last year?
**Held number one world ranking

What did a commentator say about China's table tennis team?
**Was sports super power

What did Keeth Smart do after his opponent scored the thirty-seventh touch in the men's sabre bronze medal bout?
<NOT>Tested bodycord

What did a commentator say about the U.S. men's sabre team's chances against Russia?
**Were underdogs

What did Keith Smart do after he tied the men's sabre bronze medal bout at forty-three?
**Took mask off and yelled

What did a commentator say about fencer Keeth Smart's background?
**Grew up in Brooklyn

What did Suzie Paxton say Ivan Lee had to remember to do?
**Signal to referee if he needed break
**Adidas

How did Keeth Smart score the forty-first touch in the men's sabre bronze medal match?
**Closed out attack with bell guard

What did a commentator say Tamara Boros did "magnificently" in her women's table tennis match?
**Looped backhand shots

What did fencer Keeth Smart do after the end of his sabre semifinal team bout?
**Argued with director


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In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in a room with a bunk bed late at night?
**Hopped into bed like a high jumper
**Sealy
**Olympics

In a commercial during this show, what did a farmer do after a man gave him a check for an old car gathering dust in his barn that was up for sale?
**Drove off in new model of car
**BMW
**Retains its value

In an advertisement during this program, what moving image appeared on buildings as marathon runners ran a race through a city?
**Swimming whale
**Pacific Life
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In a commercial during this show, what did a gymnast in red do as she performed a flawless balance beam routine?
**Chanted under her breath
**Chili's Grill & Bar
**Baby Back Ribs

In a commercial during this show, what occurred before black wording and tire marks swerved and screeched across a white background? **Boxes of contact lenses rotated slowly
**1-800 CONTACTS
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In a commercial during this show, why did a woman traveling for the summer repeatedly call her daughter and son-in-law early in the morning?
**Didn't understand time difference
**AT&T
**Introductory offer of $19.99 a month

What did Keeth Smart do after his opponent scored the thirty-seventh touch in the men's sabre bronze medal bout?
Adjusted head cord

In a commercial during this show, what did a truck driver do as two bicyclists rode in stationary mode on the ramp to his vehicle?
tossed them bottled water
DHL
Provides service to the U.S. Olympic team

In a commercial during this show, what did an athlete with a goatee do before a personal computer was shown?
Lifted up a barbell
Gateway
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In a commercial during this show, what did a man in bed, woken by sounds of animals outside, do as an announcer praised nature?
NOT..Covered head with pillow

In a commercial during this show, what happened after a skateboard sped down a sidewalk, a fire truck made a U-turn, and a commercial airplane landed on a runway?
SUVs weaved around car course
NOT...Mercury Mountaineer
NOT...Ford

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In a commercial during this show, what did an archer do after removing an arrow from a red and yellow sheath?
Shot a bull's-eye on target
DHL
Provides service to the U.S. Olympic team

In a commercial during this show, what did two cows watch and discuss while standing against a wood fence in the middle of a snowstorm?
Cow breaking free to warm climate
Real California Cheese
Comes from happy cows

In a movie commercial during this show, where were a man and a woman stranded?
*Middle of the ocean
*"Open Water"