Independence Day 7/04

**FreeBnutt** · 07-04-2004, 11:53 PM

According to Jimmy, what would prevent Steven from flying the shuttle?
*Marrying a stripper

How did the doctors at Area 51 assume the aliens communicated?
*Form of telepathy

What did David uncover within the aliens' signal?
*Countdown to attack

What did Steven believe caused the vibrations that woke him up?
*Earthquake

What was the first thing Steven said to the alien after knocking it unconscious?
*"Welcome to Earth."

How was it established that the object in space was not a meteor?
*Slowed down

What did the "Black Knights" receive before they went to their fighters?
*Celebratory cigars

What did President Whitmore say after authorizing the use of nuclear weapons on the ship?
*"May our children forgive us."

What did Steven exclaim when he piloted the alien craft out of the mothership just in time?
*"Elvis has left the building!"

What did the LAPD specifically ask residents not to do?
*Fire guns at spaceships

Why did President Whitmore initially choose to stay in Washington?
*Didn't want to contribute to public hysteria

How did Steven force the alien ship to crash?
*Released parachute to prevent alien from seeing

What did Julius give to David before his trip to the mothership?
*Airsickness bags

How did Jasmine manage to survive the first attack?
*Hid in maintenance room in tunnel

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**mficke0713** · 07-05-2004, 03:13 AM

In a commercial during this show, what did a computer-generated female character do while walking away from a building?
*Detonated explosives
*Atari
*"Driv3r"

**littlel** · 07-05-2004, 03:28 AM

Thanks!

In an advertisement during this program, how did a man and two women enjoy themselves while gathered at a table?
Ate a delicious lunch
Olive Garden
Unlimited Soup, Salad, & Breadsticks

In a commercial during this show, what did a man sitting in a booth surrounded by women do as white lettering appeared over his head?
Smiled and adjusted his necktie
MasterCard
Pay for dining out

In a commercial during this show, what did an announcer say you should do this Fourth of July weekend while a man played Frisbee with a dog?
Shop at store sale
Lowe's
0% APR for one year with Lowe's card

In a commercial during this show, what did a stay-at-home mom named April say she didn't have the time to do?
Cut out coupons
Wal-Mart SuperCenter
Everything you need for your family

In a commercial during this show, what did women who had danced on a beach, climbed a rock wall, and kicked a heavy bag do in a bathroom?
Removed body hair
No-Touch Nair
Removes hair below the surface and moisturizes skin

**jatan** · 07-05-2004, 08:41 AM

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a suit and glasses tell a boy at a sports field he had to do?
Pay money for playing too much soccer
Sprint PCS
Plan adjusts monthly to not waste money and minutes

In a commercial during this show, what did two men driving delivery trucks discover after racing to get a package delivered in a metropolitan city?
Alternate delivery service had already arrived
DHL
Offers new choice in domestic shipping

**chowowner** · 07-05-2004, 09:04 AM

In a commercial during this show, what occurred after two delivery trucks stopped face-to-face at a railroad crossing?
Freight train hauling yellow trucks passed between them
DHL
Offers new choice in domestic shipping

In a commercial during this show, what did people who played baseball, ran track, and boxed all have in common?
Sweat and cried brightly colored droplets
Gatorade
Helps you to play hard

**chicodog** · 07-05-2004, 10:20 AM

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what did a young boy do on a beach as he repeatedly said, "I'm not touching you"?
Tormented his sister
Sunny D
Has full day's supply of vitamin C

In a commercial during this show, what did a brown-haired girl in an orange shirt put on her face as she talked excitedly?
White Mask
Neutrogena Oil-Free Acne Wash 60 Second Mask Scrub
Deep Cleans and exfoliates

In a commercial during this show, what did dark-haired women do as the phrase "I believe in miracles" was sung?
Grinned and ate
Applebees
Weight Watcher's available

**gar123** · 07-05-2004, 12:57 PM

In a movie commercial during this show, what disturbed the peace in a rural town?

-Mysterious forest creatures
-"The Village"

In an advertisement during this program, what did four women gathered at a table do as they talked and laughed?
--Ate lunch
--Olive Garden
--Unlimited Soup, Salad, & Breadsticks

In a commercial during this show, why was a teenage girl upset the day before a big dance?
Had pimple
Clean & Clear Advantage Spot Treatment
Get next-day results

**never** · 07-05-2004, 01:16 PM

In a commercial during this show, what were women in blue bathing suits doing by a waterfall?
Caressing their legs
Gillette
Shaves close for smooth legs

In a commercial during this show, what did a short-haired brunette excitedly tear open?
Bag of potato chips
Lay's
Preferred choice in taste tests

**exferryguy** · 07-05-2004, 01:50 PM

what did a woman do when footprints and paw prints appeared all across her kitchen floor?
Mopped them up
Lysol All Purpose Cleaner Lemon Breeze
Available in bottle and trigger spray

**exferryguy** · 07-05-2004, 02:07 PM

In a commercial during this show, what did a teacher make the children in her classroom do before they could watch a dinosaur movie?
Figure out how to work video monitor
Sprint PCS
Easy-to-use technology

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to reward himself after opening a jar of pickles?

Drank bottle of soda
Pepsi Edge
Has 50% less sugar and carbs
In a commercial during this show, what did people do in a subway station and in the train while singing a jingle?
--Brushed their teeth
--Oral-B Brush-Ups
--Brush your teeth anywhere

**jmalkna** · 07-05-2004, 02:18 PM

In an advertisement during this program, what happened to a woman taking a test drive as a salesman described the features of the car?
**Bright light shone on her face
**Volkswagen Touareg
**Great driving experience

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