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    What did Chief Brody finish doing just as the line on Quint's reel began to spin quickly?
    **Tying special knot

    What startled Hooper as he investigated Ben Gardner's boat?
    **Dead body popped out of hull

    What did Hooper do as he drunkenly sang along with Quint and Chief Brody?
    **Banged hands on table

    What did the first victim do as the shark attacked her?
    **Grabbed onto bouy

    What did Hooper want to do with the dead shark?
    **Cut it open on dock

    What explanation did Chief Brody's son give for his bleeding hand?
    **Vampire bit him

    What did Quint say the taxidermist would do when confronted with the shark?
    **Have heart attack

    What did Chief Brody do in the art supply store?
    **Knocked over jar of brushes

    What did Mayor Vaughn do just before signing Quint's contract?
    **Took drag of cigarette

    What did Quint say he witnessed a shark do?
    **Eat rocking chair

    What did Quint do to silence the town meeting?
    **Ran nails along blackboard

    What friendly gesture did Hooper make toward Chief Brody on his boat?
    **Offered him pretzel
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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a movie commercial during this show, who had trouble warming up to his new in-laws?
    **Green ogre
    **"Shrek 2"

    In a commercial during this show, what did an older woman in an evening gown lie about during a phone conversation?
    **Staying in for the night
    **VegasFreedom.com
    **Whatever "happens" there, "stays" there

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in a diner that disrupted the conversation of four people at a neighboring table?
    **Muttered about computer hackers
    **IBM Thinkpad
    **Is most secure of any wireless notebook

    In an advertisement during this show, what opened as the sun rose?
    **Flower
    **Ambien
    **Get back into the natural "rhythm of life"

    In an advertisement during this program, what happened to three women sitting in a movie theater?
    ** Stomachs became bloated
    **Gas-X
    **Doesn't taste chalky

    In an advertisement during this program, what played on a TV screen after a credit card slid down to reveal it?
    **Old cartoons
    **Blue Cash from American Express
    **Up to 5% cash back

    In a commercial during this show, what happened to a white power toothbrush during a demonstration?
    **Submerged in bubbling water
    **Sonicare Elite
    **Most used and recommended by professionals

    In a commercial during this show, what did a boy wearing a red shirt and glasses discuss while sitting at a kitchen table?
    **Ingredients of ice cream
    **Breyers
    **Made with all-natural ingredients

    In a commercial during this show, what growled at a woman as she held it before throwing it into a wastebasket?
    **Toilet brush
    **Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush
    ** Introductory price of $4.99 with coupon

    In a commercial during this show, what caused a neighborhood to panic and inspired a man to take photos?
    **Rhino charging down street
    **Nikon D70 Digital SLR
    **Fastest camera in its class
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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a commercial during this show, what sat under sprinklers and was said to be unable to "control the elements"?
    *Car
    *Lexus
    *Convertible

    In a commercial during this show, what did a couple do as a man described it as being a "lazy moment"?
    Reclined in hammock
    Cialis
    Trial sample is free
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    In a commercial during this show, what happened after a bottle of sauce stood on a table surrounded by hamburgers?
    *Sauce poured into bowl of raw hamburger
    *Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
    *Enter to win vacation sweepstakes

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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    Thanks!


    In a commercial during this show, what was William Shatner told in a business meeting?
    *Was being let go
    *Priceline.com
    *Choose flights, times, and airlines from selection of low fares

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do while comparing cleaning products in front of an audience?
    Yelled during his demonstration
    Shout
    Removes stains better than the competition

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a colorful costume help a young girl do?
    Disprove friend's outlandish claim
    MSN
    Helps you get things done

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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman with a measuring tape do while white lettering appeared over her head?
    *Ran up flight of stairs
    *Hotels.com
    *Low room rates in major cities

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a leather recliner do while holding a bowl of popcorn?
    *Angrily changed TV channels with remote
    *Ditech.com
    *5% rate and 5.295% APR

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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after towering over brown insects as they crawled through his lawn?

    -Spread product on grass
    -Ortho Bug-B-Gon MAX
    -Kills bugs longer than the competition


    In a commercial during this show, what was put in a wind tunnel and turned upside down?

    -Car
    -Lexus
    -Aerodynamic
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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

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    In a commercial during this show, what did people do as white words appeared in a hierarchal format?
    Walked up stairs
    Janus Capital Group
    Devotion to investors

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man driving a riding lawn mower do in a park after taking a bite of food?
    Fell over backwards
    Taco Bell
    Great taste
    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman with blue bars over her head do for a man in a café?
    Lent him her phone
    AT&T Wireless
    National plan without roaming charges available for $39.99

    In a commercial during this show, what did a cartoon cow do as three pints of ice cream sat on a grassy knoll under a blue sky?
    Flew through air trailing banner
    Ben & Jerry's Carb Karma
    Available in no sugar added and light varieties

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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    Thanks !!

    In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman in a school cafeteria inform a boy he had done?
    Took too long to eat his macaroni
    Sprint PCS
    Plan adjusts monthly to not waste money and minutes

    In a commercial during this show, how did a restaurant chef prepare a meal at home for his girlfriend?
    Microwaved it
    Uncle Ben's Ready Rice
    Easy to prepare
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    In a commercial during this show, what did a claymation car with "wash me" written on its side discuss?
    **Dirt
    **Chevron
    **Keeps engine clean

    In a commercial during this show, what did adults and children do as a man sang "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?
    * lay in beds
    * Sheraton * comfortable beds

    In a commercial during this show, what did a younger couple do after passing by an older couple?
    Held hands
    ADiamondIsForever.com
    "Last longer than time"

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in front of a mirror that caused an attractive woman in a blue dress to smile at him?

    Washed his face
    *Nivea For Men Oil Control Face Wash
    Boosts your confidence

    In a commercial during this show, why were three men with brightly dyed skin and similar tee-shirts troubled?
    *Were homeless
    *Bissell OxyKIC
    *Dissolves stains on contact

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    Re: Jaws ~ 6/11 ~ 8:00 ~ 4100+points

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after looking at an eye chart in a doctor's office?
    ---Exclaimed, "There it is again!"
    ---Ditech.com
    ---Has a low flat fee

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