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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: The Drinking Game!
Posted by Georgie on November 22, 2013



Christmas Vacation is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a film about family, perfection, and f*cking shit up. Thus, it is the perfect drinking game! I hope you will join me in getting sh*t faced this weekend to this movie (which is currently available on Netflix!!)

The Drinking Game Rules:



1. Drink every time Ellen calls Clark “Sparky”



2. Drink whenever someone is wearing an ugly Christmas sweater



3. Drink whenever someone mentions Clark’s Christmas bonus or the swimming pool.



4. Drink any time Clark has an awkward moment.



5. Drink whenever Clark is wearing sports-themed clothing.



6. Drink any time someone refers to Rusty as “Rus.” Take two drinks if they have to yell it.



7. Drink whenever Clark endangers himself and/or others in the pursuit of the perfect Christmas.



8. Drink any time Clark has “crazy eyes.”



9. Drink every time an advent calendar is opened.



10. Drink any time the Griswold’s neighbors complain.



11. Drink any time someone or an animal messes with the Christmas tree.



12. Drink any time cousin Eddie says something weird.



13. Drink every time Aunt Bethany speaks or sings or just…appears…

A Christmas Story Drinking Game
Monday, December 14, 2009

Here is a great movie to watch and turn into a drinking game this Christmas! A Christmas Story is a classic Christmas time movie that is great to watch around the holidays, especially with a few drinks! Watch as Ralphie try’s to manipulate his parents into getting him a rider BB Gun over some cocktails and laughs with friends and family. Enjoy and be safe this Xmas!

Things that you will need to play the Christmas Story Drinking Game, are:
1. The Movie – A Christmas Story
2. Your Drink of Choice (Usually Beer when doing this kind of heavy lifting, but some prefer a mixed drink).
3. A Bottle of some sort of hard liquor of your choice, and a shot glass.

The more people you have the better, because you can assign each person playing one of the things to watch for on the movie. When that thing happens, someone just needs to yell “DRINK” and everyone takes a sip of their Drink.

1. Anytime anyone mentions a Red Rider BB Gun.

2. Anytime Ralphie’s old man mentions the furnace.

3. Anytime Randy whines or cries.

4. Anytime Ralphie daydreams.

5. Anytime Mom serves food.

6. Anytime Ralphie mentions his secret decoder ring.

7. Anytime the next door neighbor’s dogs piss off Ralphie’s Old Man.

8. Anytime Scut Farkas and his Toadie either threaten to beat someone up or actually do beat someone up, or get beat up by someone.

9. Anytime Someone says “you’ll shoot your eye out” - Shot of Liquor.

We did this with a group of kids ... only we used M&M's ....