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Justice in Tennessee (JOKE)
This is a joke, not a real news story
Justice in Nashville, TN (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Williamson County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tennessee Titans Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
LMAO!!
Last edited by Licchl05; 10-15-2009 at 01:01 PM.
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10-15-2009 07:08 AM
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I was seriously crying.....that is not a funny joke at all
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I'm sorry didn't mean to make you cry 
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I haven't heads that one in a minute. Up here it's the packers though lol
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I am not being a buttinski here, but you may want to put "(joke)" in your subject line. I have heard that joke before, but this version is much more detailed I think, and reads like a real story.
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Originally Posted by
galeane29
I was seriously crying.....that is not a funny joke at all
Think how the Titan's fans feel.
Jk, sorry that joke upset you so much.
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Originally Posted by
Anniston
I am not being a buttinski here, but you may want to put "(joke)" in your subject line. I have heard that joke before, but this version is much more detailed I think, and reads like a real story.
Can't edit the title of the thread but made the first sentence to say it's a joke 
Oh it's in the title now, thanks hippie I assume
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LOL
Funny joke 
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