Thread: New Politically correct names..............

.?? She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'







2.?? She is not 'EASY' - She is




'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'



(Loved this one!)







3.?? She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a




'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'







4.?? She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a



'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'







5.?? She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes



' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'







6.?? She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.'





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:







1.?? He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a



'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'







2.?? He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is



' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'







3.?? He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He



' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'







4.?? He is not 'BALDING' - He is in



'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'







5.?? He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of



RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'



(Loved this one!)







6.?? It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's



'REAR CLEAVAGE.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

'rear cleavage lmao!!