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    Quote Originally Posted by Beso View Post
    I saw this one.

    If you are goin to ride my butt (other name) at least pull my hair and buy me dinner.
    I have this one on my car, only mine says nothing about dinner.

    I have another one that says come to the dark side, we have cookies and a third, which is in my signature.
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    this was from a long time ago, but my grandma used to tell everyone about it....when I was about 4, she was at a red light and the car in front of her had a bumper sticker that said honk if you're horny, and I was sitting next to her (before seatbelt laws of course) and I guess we sat there too long cuz I reached over and started honking the horn. She said she'd never been so embarassed in her whole life.

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    here;s mine you all know the piss on ford signs-with the little boy peeing on ford-well some customers of mine made me one that is the color of my truck and it says piss on the "ex"(i get alot of people who tell me they love it-and my truck plate was an eye catcher too it was(691 BG1), i really got some laughs on that one-people could not believe the state of missouri put that plate out-i have it hanging in my front room-makes for interesting conversations-

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    the most recent one I saw a few weeks ago is the same thing on buttrfli's avatar, glad I wasn't driving when I read it b/c I was laughing pretty hard
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