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    Promised land?

    "A little more than 5,000 years ago, Moses said, 'Hitch up your camel, lift up your shovel, mount your ass. I will lead you to the promised land.'

    Five thousand years later, Franklin Roosevelt said, 'Light up a Camel, lay down your shovel, sit on your ass. This is the promised land.'


    Today, George Bush will outsource your camel, tax your shovel, kick your ass, and tell you there is no promised land."

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    Are you sure Bush would not have the promised land foreclosed???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedmatters View Post
    Are you sure Bush would not have the promised land foreclosed???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsLynn View Post
    "A little more than 5,000 years ago, Moses said, 'Hitch up your camel, lift up your shovel, mount your ass. I will lead you to the promised land.'

    Five thousand years later, Franklin Roosevelt said, 'Light up a Camel, lay down your shovel, sit on your ass. This is the promised land.'


    Today, George Bush will outsource your camel, tax your shovel, kick your ass, and tell you there is no promised land."
    Priceless!!
    Toodles, Nanajoanie

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