Thread: Missing husband
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05-14-2008, 02:38 PM #1lovin the smell of baby
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Missing husband
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6
seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up She looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for himsittin here lovin my beautiful boys
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05-14-2008 02:38 PM # ADS
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05-14-2008, 02:42 PM #2BigBig Hello Kitty Addict
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OMG! I would kill a man!!!
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES!!
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05-14-2008, 03:48 PM #3Registered User
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LOL!!! If he was really smart, he left town!
So berry happy!!!
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05-14-2008, 03:59 PM #4JoeMama
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