Thread: A Political View on why the ...............

Why did the chicken cross the road?

JOHN KERRY - Although I voted to let the chicken
cross the road I am now against it!

GEORGE W BUSH - We don't really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road or not. Our side of the road is the right side of the road and
the chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground for
any chicken.

COLIN POWELL - Now to the left of the screen, you
can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

DONALD RUMSFELD - I have known about the chicken
crossing the road for several months. I was investigating why the chicken
moved but didn't feel it was necessary to alert anyone.

HANS BLIX - We have reason to believe there is a
chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of
the road.

RALPH NADER - The chicken's habitat on the other
side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken
did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road, but was crushed by
the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN - To steal the job of a decent,
hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH - I don't know why the chicken crossed
the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road,
and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support
group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?
How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid
for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking
about your money; money the government took from you to build roads for
chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART - No one called me to warn me which
way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird
gave me any inside information.

DR SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he
cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR - I envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called
into question.

GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS - Isn't that interesting? In a few
moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and
went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON - Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together -- in peace.

ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross
the road.

KARL MARX - It was a historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK - To boldly go where no chicken has
ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD - The fact that you are at all
concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.

BILL GATES - I have just witnessed eChicken2004,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook... and Internet Explorer is an integral
part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the
road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT
chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE - That was my chicken! I invented the
chicken.

COLONEL SANDERS - Did I miss one?

LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!