Thread: Tiger Woods In Newfoundland
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09-15-2004, 07:02 PM #1IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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Tiger Woods In Newfoundland
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas station in a remote part of the Island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Morning, bye," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fallout of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey fer, buddy?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey fer?" inquires the Newfie.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Mother of Jaysus," says the Newfie, "Dem felllers at BMW tinks of everyting "
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09-15-2004, 07:23 PM #2Registered User
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Re: Tiger Woods In Newfoundland
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THAT IS SOOOOOOOO DANG FUNNY!!!
Thanks for sharing!
Andrea
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09-16-2004, 06:48 AM #3Go Yankees!!
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Re: Tiger Woods In Newfoundland
nice, thanks for the laugh!!
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