Blond Joke....please don't hate me I thought it was cute!!!

**Urban Cowgirl** · 09-15-2004, 12:47 PM

POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
assures
the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the
container.

..... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

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**halvarado** · 09-15-2004, 01:26 PM

LoL!!!

***DAVESBABYDOLL*** · 09-15-2004, 02:33 PM

ROFLMFAO

TOO FUNNY !!

**robojohn** · 09-15-2004, 02:47 PM

That`s not as funny as you think. I dated that blonde, she always smelt nice. Especially after a bean burrito dinner!

**lisarae** · 09-15-2004, 02:50 PM

Oh, by sister is blonde and I have to tell you what she did yesterday, shes 23.

My dad had some candy in his pocket and she asked if she could have a peice. Well he told her that if she could guess how many he has that he would give her BOTH of them. Well she said 4..... she is soo goofy. Weve laughed at her all day and night. She also thought that you gave a person an OLD TOMATO, not an ultimatum. She was fighting mad, she thought she was right the whole time. (she is so country speaking, she says ODE Tomata) so it does sound alot alike.

**robojohn** · 09-15-2004, 03:00 PM

Hey Lisarae,
If she is single, Tell her I am a billionaire astronaut looking for a date. And I have my very own space shuttle too!

**Tasha405** · 09-15-2004, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by robojohn

That`s not as funny as you think. I dated that blonde, she always smelt nice. Especially after a bean burrito dinner!

LMBO!!!!

That's a good one!

**nanajoanie** · 09-15-2004, 06:13 PM

Urban Cowgirl - you better get over here and grab my arm. My hand keeps slapping my knee and it's starting to hurt. Gotta share this with grandgirl Heather. She just turned 23 today and is as blonde brained as they come sometimes

**Angel Lips** · 09-15-2004, 06:20 PM

Lmao

**YankeeMary** · 09-15-2004, 06:41 PM

I hate to admit it but that was probably the best blonde joke I have ever heard. I can't wait to tell my sister this one. Thanks so much for sharing...lol.

**teenies*mom** · 09-16-2004, 03:39 AM

lol - that was cute.

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