Thread: A Real Quacker
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08-22-2003, 06:53 PM #1IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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A Real Quacker
A man drives down a road hauling 50 ducks in the back of a pickup truck. The man gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The police officer says to the man "You are getting a ticket for speeding but you can't be hauling all those ducks around in that pickup". The man says "Well what do you think I should do with them?" The officer says "Why don't you take them to the zoo." The man says Okay and goes on down the road. The next day the man is back driving down the same road speeding again and again with the 50 ducks in the back of the truck. The police officer stops him again. "You were speeding again". "Yes I know says the man." The officer looks in the back of the truck and sees that the man still has the 50 ducks but they are all wearing sunglasses this time. He says to the man, "I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo?" The man says "Well I did, but today they want to go to the beach."
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08-22-2003, 08:38 PM #2BigBig Moderator
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08-22-2003, 10:11 PM #3Banned
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Heh heh heh heh.VVLOL
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08-22-2003, 10:22 PM #4~Forever Changed~
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08-23-2003, 03:36 AM #5BigBig Hello Kitty Addict
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08-23-2003, 04:27 AM #6BigBig grump
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Did this take place in Oklahoma??? LOL
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