Aging - Three kinds : LOL!!

**Sha** · 07-11-2003, 10:03 AM

I am hoping that I did not really miss out much here! Had a bad attack of my headaches from the tumor..But feeling better today and wanted to post and just not lurk..Missed it here alot!! I wanted to share this with you..Made my day! LOL!

Aging - Three kinds

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After sixty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three
phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

**Advertisement** · 07-11-2003 10:03 AM

**Lisa03** · 07-11-2003, 10:08 AM

thanks for the laugh

**MsLynn** · 07-11-2003, 10:15 AM

had to steal that one and email it out, hehehe

**miccit** · 07-11-2003, 10:21 AM

That is too funny!

(((((((((Sha)))))))))) I didn't realize you were sick. I hope you get better soon.

**Gia** · 07-11-2003, 10:29 AM

**BigLyd1** · 07-11-2003, 11:43 AM

When I was in the Caribbean earlier this year, they had t-shirts that showed many different shapes of breasts - mainly compared to different fruits. I wish I would have bought some of those for my male friends and co-workers.

**cinnamon-butter** · 07-11-2003, 02:18 PM

LOL!!!

**Princess4J** · 07-11-2003, 04:09 PM

LOL

**suziebee20** · 07-11-2003, 04:40 PM

LOL!

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