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    There IS a parody of Bad Moon Rising that is called (There's A) Bathroom on the Right. Search WinMx under 'Dr. Demento', and I'll bet you can find it.

    I thought 'I Shot the Sheriff' was 'Eye Shocker Sharon' DUH!!
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    LOL LT!
    Black Betty is one of my dh's fave songs!
    He hunted and hunted til he found it on disc!
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    There is a song by David Ball, country music singer, called I gotta thinkin problem. For the longest time if I sang along with it I would say I gotta drinkin problem. I swore that was what he was saying until I saw the lyrics somewhere. But hey, it fits a country music song!
    They open their mouth...and stupid falls out

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    When I first moved to TN 8 years ago, it was the first time I had really listened to country music. When Garth Brooks put out the song, "I'm Shameless", I thought he was singing "I'm shavin"!!! My DH thought it was a riot.

    He has lived in TN since he was 3 and grew up listening to country. I'm from IL and the southern accent was hard to get used to. Now I sound like one of them!
    Nicht alle Esel haben vier Beine!

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    Lol, I was going to post "there's a bathroom on the right" but I see you all beat me to it...

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    Okay I've got three:

    I used to hear Garth Brooks Shameless as

    I'm shameless, I don't have a ball to gnaw
    instead of I'm shameless, I don't have the power now

    My sister used to sing a song from the 80's as
    I'm going to harden my heart, swallow my tears as
    I'm going to harden my heart, swallow my teeth

    And a friend of mine thought that Def Leppards "Pour some sugar on me" was "Pour some booger bombay" and the Rollings Stones "Beast of Burden" was "Pizza Burning"

    I guess that is 4 not 3
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    I thought of another one, my son heard Tom Petty's "Freefalling" when he was four and thought the lyrics were "and I'm three, three, four"

    lol.
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    You can't forget about "Benny and the Jets" by Elton John. I never knew what the hell he was saying except benny and hte jets until about 2 years ago, lol. And even then I had to look it up! Here they are:

    Benny And The Jets

    Hey kids, shake it loose together
    The spotlight's hitting something
    That's been known to change the weather
    We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
    So stick around
    You're gonna hear electric music
    Solid walls of sound

    Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
    But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
    Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
    Oh Bennie she's really keen
    She's got electric boots a mohair suit
    You know I read it in a magazine
    Bennie and the Jets

    Hey kids, plug into the faithless
    Maybe they're blinded
    But Bennie makes them ageless
    We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
    Where we fight our parents out in the streets
    To find who's right and who's wrong

    Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
    But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
    Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
    Oh Bennie she's really keen
    She's got electric boots a mohair suit
    You know I read it in a magazine
    Bennie and the Jets

    Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
    But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
    Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
    Oh Bennie she's really keen
    She's got electric boots a mohair suit
    You know I read it in a magazine
    Bennie and the Jets

    Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie...
    Freebies make my goody parts **~TINGLE!~**

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    How about any of David Bowie??

    Suffragette City (Bowie)
    Hey man, oh leave me alone, you know
    Hey man, oh Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
    Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
    This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place

    Hey man, my schooldays insane
    Hey man, my work's down the drain
    Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
    She said she had to squeeze it, but she, and then she...

    Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
    Back from Suffragette City
    Oh don't lean on me man
    Cause you ain't got time to check it
    You know my Suffragette City
    Is outta sight...she's all right

    Hey man, oh Henry, don't be unkind, go away
    Hey man, I can't take you this time, no way
    Hey man, droogie don't crash here
    There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes

    Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
    Back from Suffragette City
    Oh don't lean on me man
    Cause you ain't got time to check it
    You know my Suffragette City
    Is outta sight...she's all right

    Oh hit me!

    Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
    Back from Suffragette City
    Oh don't lean on me man
    Cause you ain't got time to check it
    No my Suffragette City
    Don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
    Back from Suffragette City
    Oh don't lean on me man
    Cause you ain't got time to check it

    You know my Suffragette City
    Is outta sight...she's all right

    My Suffragette City, my Suffragette City
    I'm back on Suffragette City, I'm back on Suffragette City
    Oooh, my Suffragette city, oooh my Suffragette City
    Oooh-how, my Suffragette City, oooh-how, my Suffragette
    Ohhh, wham bam thank you ma'am!

    My Suffragette City, my Suffragette City
    Quite all right
    Suffragette City
    Too fine
    Suffragette City, ooh my Suffragette City
    Oh, my Suffragette City, oh my Suffragette City
    Oh, Suffragette..
    Suffragette!

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    Not a Bowie fan at all...but always thought that was "Suffering City". Thanks...now I know!
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    Here's a Pink Floyd site. All I can say, is boy, did I screw up these lyrics!

    http://www.pinkfloyd.co.uk/main.php?...cktime=missing

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