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Kid Rock WAVED at ME!!
There IS a parody of Bad Moon Rising that is called (There's A) Bathroom on the Right. Search WinMx under 'Dr. Demento', and I'll bet you can find it.
I thought 'I Shot the Sheriff' was 'Eye Shocker Sharon' DUH!!
How do you tell a man is well-hung? You can barely slip your finger between his neck & the noose.
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07-08-2003 01:39 AM
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LOL LT!
Black Betty is one of my dh's fave songs!
He hunted and hunted til he found it on disc!
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There is a song by David Ball, country music singer, called I gotta thinkin problem. For the longest time if I sang along with it I would say I gotta drinkin problem. I swore that was what he was saying until I saw the lyrics somewhere. But hey, it fits a country music song!
They open their mouth...and stupid falls out
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When I first moved to TN 8 years ago, it was the first time I had really listened to country music. When Garth Brooks put out the song, "I'm Shameless", I thought he was singing "I'm shavin"!!! My DH thought it was a riot.
He has lived in TN since he was 3 and grew up listening to country. I'm from IL and the southern accent was hard to get used to. Now I sound like one of them!
Nicht alle Esel haben vier Beine!
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Lol, I was going to post "there's a bathroom on the right" but I see you all beat me to it...
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BigBig Beach Go'er
Okay I've got three:
I used to hear Garth Brooks Shameless as
I'm shameless, I don't have a ball to gnaw
instead of I'm shameless, I don't have the power now
My sister used to sing a song from the 80's as
I'm going to harden my heart, swallow my tears as
I'm going to harden my heart, swallow my teeth
And a friend of mine thought that Def Leppards "Pour some sugar on me" was "Pour some booger bombay" and the Rollings Stones "Beast of Burden" was "Pizza Burning"
I guess that is 4 not 3

I love work. I could stare at it all day.

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BigBig Beach Go'er
I thought of another one, my son heard Tom Petty's "Freefalling" when he was four and thought the lyrics were "and I'm three, three, four"
lol.

I love work. I could stare at it all day.

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You can't forget about "Benny and the Jets" by Elton John. I never knew what the hell he was saying except benny and hte jets until about 2 years ago, lol. And even then I had to look it up! Here they are:
Benny And The Jets
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie...
Freebies make my goody parts **~TINGLE!~**
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How about any of David Bowie??
Suffragette City (Bowie)
Hey man, oh leave me alone, you know
Hey man, oh Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
Hey man, my schooldays insane
Hey man, my work's down the drain
Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it, but she, and then she...
Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right
Hey man, oh Henry, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, I can't take you this time, no way
Hey man, droogie don't crash here
There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes
Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right
Oh hit me!
Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
No my Suffragette City
Don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right
My Suffragette City, my Suffragette City
I'm back on Suffragette City, I'm back on Suffragette City
Oooh, my Suffragette city, oooh my Suffragette City
Oooh-how, my Suffragette City, oooh-how, my Suffragette
Ohhh, wham bam thank you ma'am!
My Suffragette City, my Suffragette City
Quite all right
Suffragette City
Too fine
Suffragette City, ooh my Suffragette City
Oh, my Suffragette City, oh my Suffragette City
Oh, Suffragette..
Suffragette!
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Not a Bowie fan at all...but always thought that was "Suffering City". Thanks...now I know!
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Here's a Pink Floyd site. All I can say, is boy, did I screw up these lyrics!
http://www.pinkfloyd.co.uk/main.php?...cktime=missing
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