Thread: joke

It's 3am, and a man is driving his brand new BMW M3 down the road
at 240km/h. He's two minutes away from home when he sees a car on
the side of the road, on its roof, with flames all around.

He stops his car to help. There's a beautiful woman in the car,
but she's bleeding badly. The guy grabs a blanket and first aid
kit from his car and attends to the woman's wounds. He then
rushes her to the hospital.

For six months she lies in the hospital in a coma, and he stays
with her every day and every night. He even donates blood to keep
her alive. Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married.

Life is cool for a few years, but eventually things turn sour.
His obsession with money is obvious, and she feels like a trophy
wife. One day she's had enough and decides to leave him.

She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases. She
reaches into her pocket for the keys to the Jaguar. He stops her
before she reaches the door, and asks, "What are you doing?"

"I'm leaving you," she says.

"Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand
are for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it
anywhere."

"Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him.

"And those bulging suitcases? The clothes you're wearing?
Everything, I've paid for. They are my suitcases and my clothes.
You're not taking them anywhere."

"Fine," she says, and throws the suitcases at him. She then
strips down completely and throws her clothes at him too.

"And the blood in your body? I sat with you for six months in the
hospital. Even half of the blood in your body is mine. You're not
going anywhere."

Glaring at him she says, "Fine, I'll pay you back in monthly
installments," and whips her tampon at him.

lmbo~ too funny!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao.. this was funny but yet foul i yi yi lol

funny, but nasty