Thread: HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2003 version)

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
(new 2003 version)


She is not a BABE or a CHICK -
- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.


She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.


She is not EASY -
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


She is not DUMB -
- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.


She has not BEEN AROUND -
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


She is not an AIRHEAD -
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.


She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -
- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.


She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.


She does not NAG YOU -
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.


She is not a SLUT -
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.


She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.


She is not a TWO-BIT WH0RE -
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a BEER GUT -
- He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.


He is not a BAD DANCER -
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.


He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME -
- He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.


He is not BALDING -
- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.


He is not a CRADLE ROBBER -
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS


He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -
- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.


He does not act like a TOTAL @SS -
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.


He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -
- He has SWINE EMPATHY.



He is not afraid of COMMITMENT -
- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED


He is not HORNY -
- He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

Lol, really like the men ones of course.