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What was your worst blind date?
I've had several. I think the worst was with a guy who had been a professional ice skater. He took me ice skating even tho I had never been on skates. He ws showing off and split his pants. Took me to his place to change and the next 2 hours showed me all his ice skating pictures. He was so into himself he didn't notice how bored I was. LOL
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02-21-2003 10:10 PM
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Met a guy online once, when I lived in Oregon. The pic he had sent had to be at least 20 years old! But, anyway, we talked for awhile, and even though he was ooooooold, I decided there'd be no harm in spending an afternoon with the guy. He took me to the coast, about an hour away via a very windy highway. Well, we are about 20 miles outside of town, when he cracks open a bottle of beer, while he's driving! I asked him not to drink, he refused to stop. We argued, he yelled, "Fine!" and tossed his bottle out the window I was sitting next to...well, my window was UP and when the bottle hit, it shattered the window and I was covered in glass. Oh, and did I mention that I had my dog with me??? <UGH!> When we finally got to a town, I convinced him to stop at a gas station, and I took me dog in and called the police. He figured out what was up when he saw them pull in, so he hauled a$$ and the cops took me back home. That guy came to my apartment late at night, sloppy drunk, and had to be taken away by the police each time (one of those times, he managed to hook my staircase on the back of his van and tear it off!).
Forever missing our baby boy. One hour in this world, always in our hearts. April 5, 2005
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OMG- A friend of my cousins was such a loser. Many, many years ago. He needed something out of his glove compartment and a barbie like doll fell out. Really freaky. I don't think I ever stopped running-LOL.
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My worst was my first and ONLY blind date. This guy was so ugly, and just YUCH, I had my friend go with me to the restroom (the one that set me up with the guy) and pretended to be really sick, she was all worried and when we got back to the car (we were at the drive-in), she promptyly told her b/f that I had to get home LOL
Bad thing was, I ran into the guy the next day..he said "hmm, must have been a nasty overnight bug you had"...I din't know what to say- deer in the headlights LOL
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I have told the story before about the guy who picked me up in his truck which was hooked up with the HUGE speakers - we are going to a club with my friends (who set this up) following. He starts to go down the street and turns the music up so loud I thought my ears must have started bleeding - so I asked him to turn down the stereo so we could talk. He looks at me and says "No b!tch is going to tell me to turn down my sound" At this point he pulls up to a red light. I pick up my purse, open the door and walked to my friends car and get in with them. This guy can't take a hint - he follows us to the club and keeps bugging me - I am telling him the date is OVER - and he is standing there yelling and cussing at me the entire time we are waiting to get in. Finally I found one of the bouncers (A friend) and they tossed my "date" out.
May not be the "worse" blind date - but surely one of the shortest.
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Well, this was quite a few years ago, when I was 19. But it still rates!!!! haha
I had been dreaming NON-STOP about this WONDERFUL looking guy and wanted to go out with him SOOO badly. So a friend put the "bug in his ear" and he called me. It was a bad winter--a lot of snow/ice. Well, I was SO determined to look and act really cool, calm and collected all evening. We went to the show (un-eventful) then went to a pub. Well, I didn't have anything to drink , but pop, and when we left, I was walking along and talking to him, when I suddenly lost my footing. The bad thing was, that the place I slipped was on a sidewalk at the top of a hill. There was a big parking lot to the side of this particular sidewalk...so YUP! I SLID on my butt, ALL the way through that parking lot until I got as far as a car which was parked at the end of the lot!! Then I slid right UNDER it!!!
SO NOT COOL!!!!! AAAAKKKKKK!!! He did follow me and made some obnoxious comment about my being klutzy (which is true--but I did not need to hear it right then, as I was TRYING to get out from under this car!) He never did ask me out again. HOWEVER, (and NOT being "sour grapes") he was Valedictorian of his class AND so, so good looking (and SO opinionated, as I found out that night!) He never let me get a word in edgewise the entire evening, and when he did take time to ask me something, it was a quiz-type thing, to see if I knew as much as he did!! UGH!!! He was insufferable!!!!
So, I suppose, if the slip/sliding I did was the only "event" that annoyed me that evening, I'd have probably called him to see if he'd meet up with me again! But he was so obnoxious--spending all his time TRYING to impress me what brains he had--but not a BIT of kindness in his brain at all!!!! BUT, I still laugh, to this day, when I think of myself crawling out from under that car, TRYING to have some sense of dignity right then!! haha--PRETTY hard to find it too!!!! heehee
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I was recently seperated from my ex, and a girl that I worked with hooked me up on this blind date. I knew immediately that we had nothing in common, but I thought I might as well go-nothing better to do. When we walked in the bar the first person I saw was the girl who came between me and my ex. Now mind you, he was no prize and I was honestly glad to be rid of him, but this girl had gone too far. She told me I should have had an abortion, broke in my house, and many other nasty things for two years. I walk into a club with this guy and see her and you guessed it, the fight was on. She had three or four of her friends with her, but I didn't care. I pointed at her and then punched my fist to signal to her what she was about to recieve. She came over with her friends and started screaming at me so I hit her in the face four or five times. I am not a violent person nor do I advocate acting like that, but it was buliding in me for so long that I had to get it out. The guy I was with was stunned. Security pulled us apart and threw us out. I followed this guy out so he could take me back to my car. The other girl was walking out behind us with her tail between her legs and no friends to be seen. She asked the security guard to walk her to her car and I told him that he had better do it or I was going to finish the job in the parking lot. The only other thing that my date said to me is "Where did you park". I am so embarassed and wish to this day that I could appologize to him. Believe it or not, I am actually friends with this woman now. She married my ex and is as miserable as the day is long. I want to feel sorry for her, but I just can't. Myhusband now is so much more of everything I want in my life. She worked so hard at making my life miserable, but she got the hamburger and I ended up with a T-bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by kysmoores; 02-22-2003 at 02:19 AM.
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OK, where do I start!
I had my best friend in High school set me up on 2 blind dates. I refused to go out with anyone she set me up with after that! LOL!! Anyway, the first blind date. My friend was dating this guy and she told me his friend was cute....NOT!!!! Very unattractive!! He was ugly!! Anyway, I went on the date, we double dated, they took us to Burger King for dinner, EEWWW!! then they took us to a play at the local college, I found out later that my friend actually purchased the tickets....Anyway, they made us walk through the snow in high heels, they did not go and get the car for us and pick us up, then we went back to my friends house to watch a video...My friend is making out with her date during the movie, then the guy that I am with decides to lay down on the couch putting his head in my lap, then he decideds to poke holes in my sweater, moving his hand up and up, Anyway, I keep pushing him off me, he had to have at least 10 hands, it was horrible. He was all pimply and gross, That was one date...
My second blind date was with my friend and her boyfriend again, this is a different boyfriend... Anyway, this guy spoke NO english at all.....He was Hungarian.. He seemed nice, his friend translated for us when we talked, basically I just sat there and my friend and the 2 guys talked, anyway, at the end of the night, he suddenly speaks in English, "will you have sex with me??" I was completely shocked...Understand, I am a christian and I was only 19 and very niave....Anyway, I laughed at him and said NO very firmly, he jumped out of my car and went in the house, in the meantime, I am not in a good neighborhood and I am sitting in my car waiting for my friend, so I waited and I waited, she comes to the car and asks what is going on so I tell her. Anyway, the next day she tells me that her boyfriend had taught his friend to say "will you have sex with me" He told his friend that it ment that he was asking me for another date. He was devestated when I laughed at him because he thought he was asking me out. He moved back to Hungary and I never saw him again!
Anyway, that was the last time that I went out on a blind date. Now I am married to a wonderful man who loves me very much. I now can look back and laugh at these dates, but, at the time it was a bit upsetting!!!
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when i was in HS, a girl I worked w/ at mcdonalds wanted to fix me up with her friend. i dont even know how old she was, around 18 or so, but she was married and the friend was a friend of her and her hubbys. i said, ok. she was a very nice person, so i figured that he would be nice too. (i was only 16) well they all came over to my house, and i was so afrid to open the door. he looked homeless! all of his teeth were black or missing. he was dirty, long dirty hair, like he was homeless! he did bring me a rose, but he was not what i expected! i did not have any fun at all. we went to the river and the 3 of them swam, and they were jumping off the small bridge that crosses the river and there was no way that i was getting in the water! i dont swim well and just what i need to is drown and have someone with nasty hygine do cpr on me. ICK! i learned early about blind dates!
Love always comesLove gets her wayLove bites my tongueThen love goes away
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