Thread: A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.


A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.


A pessimist's blood type is always negative.


My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.


Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.


Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.


A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


Shotgun wedding : A case of wife or death.


I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.


I used to be a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the ax.


If electricity comes from electrons....
does that mean that morality comes from morons?


A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.


Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.


A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


Corduroy pillows are making headlines.


Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?


Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.


Banning the bra was a big flop.


Sea captains don't like crew cuts.


Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?


A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.


Without geometry, life is pointless.


When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.


Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.


When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



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