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    Smart Cat!! LOL

    A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one
    day
    by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

    As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

    The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and the same
    again.

    Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat
    further and further and the darn cat would always beat him home.

    At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
    the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he
    thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours
    later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

    "Yes", the wife answers..."why do you ask?"

    Frustrated, the man answered:"Put that son of a bi*ch on the phone, I'm
    lost and need directions!"
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    hehehe
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    I love that joke!!! Thanx for sharing!!!
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    My dad actually did this with my mom's cat once! Sh found out when a friend of dad's let it slip. Hr took the cat about 2 miles away & dropped it off, and the next day the cat was back. So then, whenever dad would do something to piss her of, she call his dog & say "lets go for a car ride".

    Gee, who would have thought 5 years later they'd divorce? LOL!
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    Thumbs up

    LOL...loved it
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