Thread: Two Old Men (Joke)

Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over to the othere and said:

"Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I'd take me clothes off and streak tharough the flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old fellow, hilding up five dollars.

As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.

His friend heard a hugh commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.

"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for dried arrangement!"