Thread: What a scene...

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57
about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When
the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler
and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that
night and didn't want to be late.
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling
for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The deputy told him that he had some flares in the
trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle
them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy
got three flares, lit them and handed them to the
juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled
in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched
the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad
car, opened the rear door and got in.
The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his
squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he
thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to
jail, there's no way in hell I can pass that test."