Ok.. but I have a handful of them
1. My idiot sister in law wants to friend me. We were not even civil in high school. My husband refuses to friend her, so why would I even think about it?
2. I am on bedrest until the babies are born, and going NUTS. No one cleans up the way I woudl like, or even close to teh way I want. My husband keeps saying: It ia alright, Janice. You just have to bend a little. Ok, FINE: I will expect less than perfection. Can the rest of you bend and try to do more than carry the trash out when the can overflows? Or at least do the dishes DAILY? Sweep twice a week? If you do not try to improve, then I will keep complaining and trying to do it myself.
3. Day 4 of snow days was Friday. It is raining now, which freezes upon contact. So, more ice for the weekend. Weather channel just said up to 3 inches of snow today. I would LOVE to send my children outside, to the garage, to teh mailbox, or even to teh corner of the street for a few minutes to myself!
4. My Mother in law was supposed to come help with the house. HER IDEA. I love her, and look forward to it. But, my husband's baby sister threw a hissy fit about Mom leaving the state for 2 months, and she needs a babysitter for her 12, 10 and 8 year old afterschool, and someone to make dinner 4 times a week because she just does not have the energy. Sh eis on a diet (had gastric bypass 4 years ago, and has regained to over 350 pounds already). Her doctor told her to lose 60 pounds before he will even consider a lapband.
ANYWAY: Mother in law was guilted into staying home.
5. My mom said she would come up and stay to help. I called my husband and told him I was moving. He said why.. I told him about her offer. He asked where we were going and if we had to tell her.
