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    What in the eff was I thinking?

    when I picked out my last mates.. Srsly.

    My ex husband who decided it was a sewpuuur idea to not go to court for our divorce wants to go back to court to get his CS from being garnished from his check...

    Had the genius gone to court for the divorce hearing he could have at leat asked.. he wouldn't have gotten it , but he could've at least gone.

    Now Einstein is going to pay 1,500.00 for a lawyer when he could've paid for half our divorce and had it 'taken care of' (even though the judge would have denied it)

    My daughter's father decided that my DD could get her belly button pierced for her 15th birthday. Now her getting it done doesn't bug me as much as he knew I was going to take her to do it on her 16th and did not consult me on where she got it done..

    Somehow it ended up as a screaming match and after he called me a few choice names and I wished him more boils on his @ss (he's prone to them ) and said I was going to tell all my friends about his 'affliction' (so now you know ) So I got hung up on...

    aaaaand the cherry on the proverbial hand grenade of shizzle... My son's dad was talking to me on the phone and other than his kissing my a$$ (which right now he should be.) He sits on a recliner, reclines it and squished his roommates daughters cat..The cat got into the inner part of the recliner somehow. So he is supposed to call me back and let me know how the cat is doing.. I thought it was his roommates baby crying but it was the cat. It literally squeezed the poop out of it and I hung up with him after that.. Poor thing

    OK yeah it was an accident but it just tops off my Circ de So Geiness of the past 3 hours....
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    Well try and look on the bright side, they are your exes right? No one would doubt your thinking on that.
    "Because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever..." by Papa Roach

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    Oh boy, poor cat.....


    So his affliction is 'boils on the a$$"?
    Mrs Pepperpot is a lady who always copes with the tricky situations that she finds herself in....

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    STOP!! Take a big breath and a bigger drink of merlot. I wish I could help you hon but I can't. Men are such dumb a$$es sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperpot View Post
    Oh boy, poor cat.....


    So his affliction is 'boils on the a$$"?
    Oh yeah. lol my daughter tells me everytime he has to go to the doc's to get them treated.. His wife is this 22 year old ditzy thing that tells Sam everything b/c she and her are 'friends' *gag me* I wasn't supposed to find that out apparently
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    sucks to be them lmao non custodial dads are such jerks they think that we have it easy because we get the child support but they don't stop to think that rent and utilities and groceries and clothes the money don't stretch that far let him take you back to court he will get to pay the lawyer and court costs and get smacked in the face with the judge says no no no

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    Aww the poor cat hope he is ok

    Hope the ex gets more boils on more than just his azz, and the ditz gets them too, and the other ex.. well, kick his azz lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by fleabones3 View Post
    Hope the ex gets more boils on more than just his azz, and the ditz gets them too, and the other ex.. well, kick his azz lol
    Boils on the a$$.....:


    Be sure to tell him we're laughing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperpot View Post
    Boils on the a$$.....:


    Be sure to tell him we're laughing!
    Oh I will What's he going to do? Sue me? First he has to prove he doesn't get boils on his @$$ *cheesy grin*

    Character witnesses would be a hoot! Oh man.. I am rolling at the thought lol
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    May the boil fairy nail both of them for at least --I am feeling rather kind tonight--50 boils per month, that ought to keep them on their toes. OMG, I love that, boils on their a$$, keeping them on their toes. Some ex's really can be the pits can't they, if you ever want a day ruined talk to one of them.

    Sorry your having to go through all this.

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    My butt boils for you
    I'd be a perfect a$$, except for the boils

    Sorry- got carried away.
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    my hubby killed one of our kittens that way...laying back in the recliner...sad sad day.
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