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    Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    December 2, 2006
    9:42AM Eastern

    Spud, now a resident of the Rainbow Bridge, today declared himself a candadate for the presidency of the United States.

    Standing on the bridge with his running mate, Dingo, Spud was surrounded by wild flowers and several hundred tennis balls when he made his announcement. He also announced today that he wants his good friend, Miss Lady, to join his cabinet as Secretary of State.

    The campaign is being managed by Miss Mitzi who will bite anyone who refuses to vote the Spud ticket.

    Vote for a winner. Vote the Spud Ticket

    (I C&P this from another post I made. Spud has a conspiracy going too. Him and Miss Mitzi have conspired to bite anyone who doesn't vote for him.)


    THIS JUST IN
    In a surprise announcment, Killer, Petey and Mimi Cat of South Bend, IN are throwing the feline vote to Spud. "Vote for a fellow carnivore" is their theme.
    "You can trust someone with visible fangs" commented Killer Cat. "The other candidates, you cant tell their intentions with those silly little teeth"
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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    YAYYYYY, more votes for the Spud ticket.

    Vote for a winner.
    Vote the Spud ticket.
    Missing Mommy and Daddy.
    Missing my Lady,Dingo, Mitzi and Spud.
    Missing my Aunt Ann.

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    In an interview with Mimi Cat about her support for Spud, Mimi commented "I beat up the other cats in the household, so I have plenty of experience getting any mammal to do my bidding." When asked to explain, Mimi said "Vote for Spud or get a mouse put in your hair". Mimi's human Jerseybarb confirms this, "Last time I annoyed Mimi, she DID put a mouse in my hair"

    Stay tuned for further developements
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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    I'll vote for Spud...so far the best candidate

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    Another Spud supporter, Petey Cat, asked why would anybody, human, canine, or feline would vote for someone who is dead? Petey answered with his usual dry humor, "Well, over in Chicago, dead people have been VOTING for many years, so why not vote for a dead dog?" Continuing, Petey said "The smell problem won't be so bad, as dogs smell bad alive or dead"

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    A howl of outrage was heard from the canine community about Petey Cat's remark "Dogs smell bad alive or dead". Petey Cat quickly retracted his words, saying that his comments were taken out of context. He also explained that he is being treated for Catnip Addiction and hasnt been himself lately. A spokesdog for the Canines for Spud, Gracie Dog said that Petey's remark had all the toothmarks of a catist.

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    As far as the smell, the human candidates all stink

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    our cats, salem and pyewacket support spud for president.
    go spud!!!!!

    please repeat to yourself,"it's just a post, i should really just relax...."

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    Quote Originally Posted by nednanite View Post
    our cats, salem and pyewacket support spud for president.
    go spud!!!!!
    Thank you, thank you very much.

    Your cats are voting for a real winner.
    They are voting the Spud ticket.
    Missing Mommy and Daddy.
    Missing my Lady,Dingo, Mitzi and Spud.
    Missing my Aunt Ann.

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    Sgt. Boots (hamster) says he'll vote for spud too.





    Miss ME???????
    Sarcasm....... Just one of my many talents

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    Re: Another throws his hat into the ring (and then retrives it)

    Quote Originally Posted by sill ahh View Post
    Sgt. Boots (hamster) says he'll vote for spud too.





    Miss ME???????
    Yes, you are missed (((Sill))). Where have you been?

    Thank Sgt. Boots for the vote.

    Another voite for a real winner.
    Missing Mommy and Daddy.
    Missing my Lady,Dingo, Mitzi and Spud.
    Missing my Aunt Ann.

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