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12-04-2009, 08:52 PM #1A V E R Y' S MOM
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The "Tiger" jokes are starting.....
Elin Woods thought she had married a Tiger, come to find out she married a Cheetah!
Did you hear the one about how Tiger Woods has a lot of expensive cars, but now he has a hole in one?
Apparently she took eight swings but only wrote down 5
Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree because he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah.
What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
What was Tiger Woods' wife doing out at 2:30 AM? Clubbing.Last edited by sunflowers; 12-04-2009 at 08:58 PM.
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12-04-2009 08:52 PM # ADS
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12-04-2009, 08:57 PM #2Registered User
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Be nice...all his sponsors are keeping him, despite all the ladies coming out of the woodwork to name him as a cheater. Especially Target.
We had us, we had him, now we have everything.
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12-04-2009, 09:02 PM #3BigBig Moderator
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LOL, I thought they were funny.
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12-04-2009, 09:05 PM #4Registered User
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I did too. Especially the one about changing his name to cheetah.lol
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12-04-2009, 09:11 PM #5A V E R Y' S MOM
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Comment on: Tiger Woods says 'I have let my family down'
Headline should have read "I have let my pants down."
I understand that after Tiger's last car excursion, he is now doing commercials for Dodge Ram
What's the difference between a dog and a Tiger? A dog will either hit a fire hydrant, or a tree, but not both
Looks like his wife is a lousy golfer. It took her 8 strokes to get Tiger out of the trap
Looks like Tiger was playing down under, and then he went to Australia.
If Elin swung any harder, Tiger may have been "6 under" permanently.
This was all a misunderstanding. Apparently Rachel Uchitel was quoted as saying to Tiger "I'd like to play a round with you", and Tiger took it the wrong way.
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12-04-2009, 09:12 PM #6Lickin' the Lollipop
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Lmao!
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12-04-2009, 09:14 PM #7Registered User
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Get it? He has a target on his back with all the ladies coming out of the woodwork? My joke failed, and it is not even original...darn...
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12-04-2009, 09:17 PM #8A V E R Y' S MOM
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I get it now...sorry...
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12-04-2009, 09:33 PM #9Registered User
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LOL, that's what I get for not making up my own joke. It is probably not that funny, but here at our house we have an inside joke about "Target on his back", that has nothing to do with T. Woods!
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12-05-2009, 08:59 AM #10Rather be Boating
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Sunflowers have you read the Orlando Sentinel this morning? If not check out Mike Bianchi's column - he has a bunch more of the Tiger jokes.
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12-05-2009, 09:23 AM #11A V E R Y' S MOM
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I only get the St Pete or the Tampa tribune...is it online? Originally Posted by SLance68
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