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    office thief

    So there seems to be some mysterious gnomes in my office that like to steal things like favorite pens and now lotion bottles. Because of that I always have travel sized lotions in my purse and never think twice about reading the labels...big mistake! I've been putting lotion on all day and didn't notice until now that it was tanning lotion. Now I have a funny orange/brown color to my arms and face. Feeling like a real dumbas$ now. I've been using it all day and just noticed in the bathroom mirror that I look like an ass.

    Oh and yes one of my co-workers noticed. She said she assumed I knew that I turned myself orange and is still laughing at me while we close up.

    But if anyone wants to know if those lotions really work, they sure do! It was Dove Energy Glow and it will give you a temporary tan. And it won't wash off right away either.

    The best part is that I get to pick up dinner on the way home. Can't wait to see the strange looks I get from Little Caesars
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    I find it funny because just yesterday I was putting face cream on and wondering my face felt so dry and sticky.It was hair wax,same size and shape container. I hope your orange goes away soon.

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    Did you say Little Ceasars? I sooooo miss them from when they were here!


    Hope your orange goes away soon!
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    btw.. love your avatar.. it makes me thirsty..lol


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    Products like nair will take the color off... I found that out by accident one day. Always tan AFTER you shave!
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    lol...during one my grandparents visit my grandma thought she grab spray deoderant but instead she got my hairspray....lol....and washed her hair in body wash....lol....

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    that's too silly, good to know they work how many looks did you get?
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    oh my gosh-thats something i would do-i just dont pay attention to some things-and all those little tubes look kinda the same,so i can see you doing this.and i'm nosy to,did anyone else say anything to ya?

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    I think it was here on BBS that I read about someone having a gynecologist's appointment and using their daughter's feminine hygiene spray before leaving the house. The doctor moved the sheet to do an internal exam and said something like "My, aren't we festive today?" She thought it was an odd thing to say, but dismissed it. Later that day, she realized she had mistakenly used her daughter's can of glitter spray! I still remember that---it was so funny!
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    Glitter spray. That one really cracked me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IthinkNOT! View Post
    Did you say Little Ceasars? I sooooo miss them from when they were here!
    Yep, Little Caesars was last night's dinner. It had been so long since we had little caesars too, almost forgot they were still around.

    Quote Originally Posted by justme23 View Post
    Products like nair will take the color off... I found that out by accident one day. Always tan AFTER you shave!
    Thank you so much for the Nair suggestion. It worked like a charm on my arms. I was too chicken to try it on my face.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shann View Post
    that's too silly, good to know they work how many looks did you get?
    As soon as I left Little Caesars I heard them all laughing. DH cracked up laughing when I got home. And I got a lot of funny looks and giggles at work this morning cause my face is still orange lol.
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