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    This is so true !!!!!!!!!!!! about illegal immigration.....

    hi, all, i got this in my email earlier today. i think it is so true !!!!!!!!

    Dear President Bush:
    I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
    I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
    So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
    1. Free medical care for my entire family.
    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
    3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
    4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
    5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
    6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
    9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
    13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
    However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
    Thank you so much for your kind help.
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    What hog wash. Wow to think of all the Americans that go over to get thier stuff cheap to bring back to the USA.
    Last edited by vicky122; 07-16-2007 at 04:20 PM.
    handle a stressful situation like a dog If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.

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    you are only allowed to bring back so much, you cant haul it back by the truck load. i know this because my uncle had a gift store and he would go get Mexican pottery and stuff like that, and he was allowed only so many of each item, like 4 or 5. thats not making a lot of dough !
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    He must of done ok if he would keep going back. And then I wonder how much of a mark he did when he sold it.
    handle a stressful situation like a dog If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.

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    Strange, what has buying stuff in mexico and bringing it back to the united states have to do with illegal immigration????
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    Because they way people are always making jokes about Mexicans but yet they sure like going into Mexico for cheap stuff.
    handle a stressful situation like a dog If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.

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    We can legally go to mexico and buy merchandise, and bring it back and do whatever we choose to do with it. It's not like we go over there and steal there stuff. And no one is cracking a joke about the mexicans, they are stating fact. Mexicans can illegaly come to this country and do whatever they choose. I think it is time to put a stop to it. If they want to be here so bad then they need to do it legally!
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    That is so true, that is so true. Thanks for sharing!
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    Great post, thanx!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IthinkNOT! View Post
    We can legally go to mexico and buy merchandise, and bring it back and do whatever we choose to do with it. It's not like we go over there and steal there stuff. And no one is cracking a joke about the mexicans, they are stating fact. Mexicans can illegaly come to this country and do whatever they choose. I think it is time to put a stop to it. If they want to be here so bad then they need to do it legally!
    If that stuff would be fact then ok but it is not and Mexicans are not over here demading that everything get handed to them. But the American people do they want everything handed to them plus a medical card free housing. Free lunch program stamps.
    Check out Mexico they don't get nothing handed to them they work for it and try to better thier life unlike a lot of Americans who also think nothing about selling drugs or stealing.
    Thats how I fell about. I sure this will get some of you all going. Because after all isn't this place so much better then the other place where here we can feel like we feel and everyone acts like adults. But I am bored so bring it on. I am Mexican and so very proud of it!!!!!!
    Last edited by vicky122; 07-16-2007 at 07:41 PM.
    handle a stressful situation like a dog If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.

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