Thread: Dinner for Schmucks

Synopsis: Comic misadventures follow when a rising executive brings a blundering IRS agent to a monthly gathering hosted by his boss.

What did Barry do after he mistook Julie for Darla in the apartment lobby?
Ran upstairs to stop her

What were Barry and Tim doing when Barry played the "worlds smallest violin" for him?
Standing ankle deep in a pond

What did Darla do while Tim was talking with Julie on his cell phone, and Barry was on the couch?
Slid it down her pants

What did Darla do before telling Tim to stay out of her life and that she was going to keep his engagement ring?
Smashed his car with a pole

What happened, during their business brunch, after Mueller told Tim that finding an "American businessman" with a sense of culture was rare?
Cell phone began to ring

What was Kieran doing in his apartment while Barry tried to get a mouse back from a cat?
Playing bongo drums in a mirror
Photographing an unaware neighbor
NOT--Hanging upside down doing sit-ups
NOT--Looking at plants on a computer

What did Tim do after he stood up in a company board meeting?
Took out a novelty lamp

What did Tim do after Marco accidentally cut up some candles and set fire to Fender's mansion?
NOT--Grabbed a cake from the kitchen
NOT--Clogged up one of the toilets
Shattered a window with a bottle
Stole an expensive sculpture

What did Tim do while he was talking to Susana on the phone about canceling a dinner?
Struck a person with his car

What did a woman do which led to most of the guests refusing to eat their serving of lobster?
Acted like she was receiving messages from it