The Colbert Report – Hugh Laurie COMEDY 7PM

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What did Hugh Laurie say he did before Stephen asked him if he sang with an English or American accent?
-held onto a prescription pad
What did Stephen say he would probably do before he said that he loved basic cable?
-forgot his dry cleaning
What did Stephen say Hugh Laurie did before Laurie said whistling was his “weakest suit”?
-sold one million albums
What did Stephen say the four major broadcasting networks did, after introducing an image of “Dr. Sinister”?
-petitioned to loosen indecency rulings
What did Stephen do after showing a video compilation of newscasters talking about the National Security Agency?
-waved his hands around a globe
What did children do in a video introduced by Stephen after he reported about Alex Rodriguez?
-played a game of combat juggling
What did Stephen say he hopes everyone is doing before saying that America is in a state of panic?
-wearing a clean diaper
What did Hugh Laurie and Stephen do after Stephen said that cable serves a “cultural feast”?
-read profane words to classical music

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