The Colbert Report – Tony Kushner COMEDY 7PM

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What did Stephen say that Tony Kushner succeeded in doing as the writer of an upcoming movie?
-making the legislative process appear to be “exciting”
What did Tony Kushner say that he did, after he noted that Pres. Abraham Lincoln had large feet?
-believed he was physically attractive
What did Tony Kushner explain that Pres. Abraham Lincoln had convinced Ulysses S. Grant to do, before showing a clip from the upcoming movie?
-hold off Confederate peace commissioners
What did Stephen say that officials in Windsor, Canada should do, after he jokingly accepted gratitude from its citizens?
-print a new slogan on the welcome sign
What did Stephen quote from an article that a computer algorithm had been designed to do, which created 4% of all quote traffic in the stock market?
-place orders and then cancel them
What did Stephen joke that somebody should do to honor Daniel Day Lewis, during his interview with Tony Kushner?
-mold an Oscar statue in his likeness
What did Stephen joke that Pres. Obama would not be able to do, after Stephen pointed out that there was an “R” next to Pres. Abraham Lincoln’s name?
-look good wearing a beard
What did Stephen ask Christopher Steiner if he did, after Stephen asked if algorithms were “self-aware”?
-knew the art of Kung Fu

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