The Colbert Report – Chris Stringer COMEDY 7PM

[gtichman]

What did Stephen say he did, after he said he held an honorary doctorate in fine arts at the beginning of the “Cheating Death” segment?
-gave pap smears to Georgia O’Keefe paintings
What did Stephen say the current generation would do that would set them in history?
-demand some different soups
What did Stephen say he did during his afternoons, after expressing interest in the sex scandal involving Gen. Petreaus?
-smoked on his couch while wearing a housecoat
What did Stephen say, during the “Cheating Death” segment, that Taiwanese scientists had discovered?
-flu-fighting properties of crystal meth
What did Dr. Stringer say human beings did in order to increase the size of the brain?
-started to incorporate meat in their diets
What did Dr. Stringer say he did in London a few weeks ago, which he said had been considered “impossible”?
-debated about the cloning of a Neanderthal
What did Susan Lucci do after Stephen said her story did not make sense?
-slapped him by using telekinesis
What did Stephen do after he said he was celebrating his seventh year on the show?
-pulled a red drape off a painting

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