Thread: Zombieland

What did Columbus do to stop his neighbor from 406 from biting him?
-Ripped a shower curtain from a rod

What did Wichita do when she first saw Bill Murray?
-Hit him with a golf club

What did Tallahassee do after he demolished all of the zombies from a game booth?
-Flipped his guns and kissed them

What did Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker do to earn her spot as the "Zombie Kill of the Week"?
-Dropped a piano on a zombie

What did Columbus do when he first met Tallahassee?
-Held out his thumb for a ride

What did Wichita do that made Little Rock happy at an amusement park?
-Rode around on fast thrill rides

What did Tallahassee do in a grocery store to grab the attention of zombies during his search for a treat?
-Stroked a banjo by the registers

What did Wichita do after she kissed Little Rock on the forehead and wished her farewell?
-Stole two shotguns and a black SUV

What did Little Rock and Wichita do to achieve their goal of driving to California?
-Scammed people with engagement rings

What did Tallahassee, Little Rock, Wichita, and Columbus do in honor of Bill Murray, after Columbus killed Murray at his house?
-Conducted a four-gun salute on the roof

What did Tallahassee do to "blow off steam" in order to keep him sane?
-Threw a rock into a minivan window

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What did Columbus do after Little Rock told him that Wichita liked "bad boys"?
Tossed his popcorn onto the floor

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