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    Family Guy- A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

    What did Stewie do to Lois after learning that he was going to be playing Jesus in the Christmas pageant?
    - Stabbed her with a candy cane

    What did Lois tell Peter she would do for him if he brought home a Christmas tree for the living room?
    - Replace his broken VCR

    What did Stewie think Santa was doing to monitor children's behavior during the Christmas season?
    - Placing cameras in ornaments

    What did Police do in order to get Lois down from the Christmas tree in the park?
    - Shot her with a tranquilizer

    What did Santa say he would do for Stewie if he remained nice until Christmas while they were at the mall?
    - Bring him a batch of plutonium

    What did Lois do to the talking snowman as she rampaged through the town?
    - Set him on fire to melt him

    In a commercial, what did man do before he ordered from a cashier at a fast food restaurant?
    - Asked for a particular employee who he thought could get him an inside deal
    -- Taco Bell
    --- 5 Layer Burrito

    What did the Old lady at the mall do in order to get Peter to stop chasing her?
    - Pelted him with can of fish food

    What did KISS do to save Santa from the pterodactyls during their Christmas special?
    - Blasted a loud electric guitar

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    What did Lois do when the children opened their Christmas presents?
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