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    Jeff Dunham . Spark of Insanity- Part 1 . 1/17 . 8:30pm



    What did "Walter" say that he did when a security guard opened the suitcase he was in at Chicago O'Hare airport?
    demanded that he shut the door

    What did Jeff Dunham say to Walter that he did whenever he argued with his wife?
    stopped and thought of something different

    What did Jeff Dunham say that his Chihuahua did while it ran around with a stick in his mouth?
    pole vaulted across the living room

    What did Walter do when a cameraman approached him from the wings of a stage?
    asked if the director was drunk

    What did Jeff Dunham say that he did with his giant SUV after he wheeled it home from a gas station because he couldn't afford to fill it up?
    used it as an ornament in the front yard

    What did Walter do when Jeff Dunham asked him why he didn't want to go home?
    claimed house was haunted by his wife

    What did Achmed the Dead Terrorist say that he did in order to get through security checkpoints at airports?
    pretended to be a rail-thin celebrity

    What did Melvin the Superhero do when Jeff Dunham asked him if he changed clothes in a phone booth like Superman?
    claimed that he had a lot of issues

    What did Melvin the Superhero tell Jeff Dunham that he had done earlier in the day?
    battled with a terrorist at checkers

    What did Achmed the Dead Terrorist do after he asked Jeff Dunham if he was scared of him?
    raised his brows and growled at him

    What did Jeff Dunham do which caused “Peanut” to compare him to an “anemic French guy”?
    Not--Sang the verse of a song about lollipops

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