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    The Tonight Show 11/28 11:35PM 4600+ pts

    Bob Saget, Lucy Liu, Snoop Dogg

    What did a man wearing sunglasses joke that Tim Stack must be doing that causes him to spend an hour getting dressed in the morning?
    *Combing his hair blade by blade
    *Chevy Corvette

    What did a woman from the gas station do after she brought Tim Stack a pizza?
    *Read news stories as he ate
    *Ford

    What did Bob Saget joke that he had done during the recent holidays?
    *Stuffed a turkey with breakfast

    What did Bob Saget say that his career as a rap performer had done?
    *Grown very popular on the Internet

    What did Jay do as he was walking with a blond woman that caused her to say he didn't act like the old man he seemed?
    *Told the punch line of a joke charmingly
    NOT Mercedes-Benz

    What did Jay joke that a Mormon would do as President if he were elected?
    *Bring multiple wives to his inauguration
    *"Time"

    What did Jay joke that he would do as the heavyweight champion of the world?
    *Rip his shirt off to be obnoxious

    What did Lucy Liu joke that she had done to get to know Vladimir Klitchko?
    *Trained him for a boxing match

    What did Snoop Dogg demand that the audience do before he actually started to perform?
    *Get up onto their feet
    *"Rolling Stone"

    What did the horn section do as Jay introduced Kevin and the band?
    *Marched out to the front in single file to play

    What did Tim Stack ask the man standing at pump number fifteen if he was doing?
    *Playing music by James Brown
    *Costco

    What did Tim Stack tell a balding man to do after asking him if he was worried about catching a virus?
    *Stick out his tongue
    NOT Honda

    What had Vladimir Klitchko done that led him to give Lucy Lui one hundred dollars to give to Jay?
    *Borrowed the money to perform a magic trick

    What movie was featured in this program?
    NOT "Casino Royale"

    Commercials:

    In a movie commercial during this show, what did the residents of a small but proud town suffer from before Matthew McConaughey arrived to help?
    *Loss of its college football team in a plane crash
    *"We Are Marshall"

    In a commercial during this show, what did a group of women do on a cruise vacation because they were "looking for answers" to different questions?
    *Traveled waterways of European city to eat, look at famous art, and shop
    *Royal Caribbean
    *Offers something for everyone

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do as an announcer said, "You can make a wish, or you can make it happen" and then mentioned a company that had "a world of style"?
    *Watched footage of woman by herself and with him on large screen before she appeared in the room
    *Calvin Klein
    *Offers timeless style in clothing and accessories

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man do in slow-motion footage as white rectangles containing words appeared before he modeled pants and did things that included sliding down a banister?
    *Ran enthusiastically by himself or with people like boy on bike and woman by a fountain
    *Dockers
    *Are versatile enough to wear for all sorts of occasions

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a coat and tie do while getting ready to go out before a man met him outside with a rental car and an announcer discussed a deal?
    *Primped in mirror while giving himself pep talk
    *Enterprise Rent-A-Car
    *Get 50% off from Friday to Monday

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man in an office do as he was preoccupied with drinking soup while giggling and making noises of delight?
    *Walked into wrong cubicle and sat on coworker's lap
    *Campbell's Soup at Hand
    *Heat and serve packaging is convenient

    In a commercial during this show, what did a man, who wore a suit, sat behind a desk, and was identified as a fictional "V.P." at a real beer company, do with the use of a chart?
    *Apologized for inappropriate commercial featuring an ape at a pool party
    *Rolling Rock
    *Is an extra-pale lager made according to tradition

    In a commercial during this show, what did a woman in a white dress do as she talked about "clear blue skies" and the breeze in voiceover narration before a bottle of perfume was shown?
    *Wandered through field of wildflowers and cuddled with puppy
    *Macy's
    *Collection of makeup and brushes in case

    In a commercial during this show, what did two middle-aged men do with their wives, after each said he was surprised to learn that a health problem he had could lead to another medical condition?
    *Talked in a kitchen, looked at construction plans, and worked together in a garden
    *Levitra
    *Treats erectile dysfunction in men who have high blood pressure or diabetes

    In a commercial during this show, what happened as a truck drove on a desert road towing a trailer and an announcer said, "We examined everything and overlooked nothing"?
    *Small squares appeared all over vehicle, revealing its interior working parts
    *GMC Sierra
    *Redesigned with every detail in mind

    In a commercial during this show, what formed into a check card in front of a cloudy blue sky as a song with the lyrics, "I'm free to do what I want," played and an announcer discussed the unique "feel" of the new card?
    *Group of blue butterflies that occasionally had words appear on their wings
    *Chase
    *Choose between rewards points and cash back

    In a commercial during this show, what was a professional football player shown doing before a woman served him soup and cans of soup were shown spinning against a flashing background?
    NOT Tackling dummies on posts on a field at night

    In a commercial during this show, what was one man doing in a white room while another man purposely fouled his attempts and his clothing changed?
    *Shooting baskets with various kinds of items, including grapes and keys
    *Hanes
    *Has versatile styles

    In a commercial during this show, what was shown in computer-generated footage to demonstrate what happens to a vacuum cleaner that has lost its suction, before another brand of vacuum cleaner was shown against a black background?
    *Specks of dust were sucked up from the ground only to clog the bags and filters
    *Dyson
    *Never clogs or loses its suction

    In a commercial during this show, who wore shorts and invited viewers to "check her out" before she discussed the qualities of a particular satellite provider that was also mentioned by an announcer?
    *Blonde waitress in bar who approached man at a table
    *DirecTV
    *Has amazing picture clarity

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    Re: The Tonight Show 11/28 11:35PM 4600+ pts

    What did Jay do as he was walking with a blond woman that caused her to say he didn't act like the old man he seemed?
    *Told the punch line of a joke charmingly
    NOT Mercedes-Benz
    *LEXUS

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