Last Comic Standing 6/8 10:00 4300+ pts.

**mficke0713** · 06-09-2006, 02:20 AM

REPEAT:

What did Matt Fulchiron say he liked to do instead of being a "go-getter"?
*Drink wine straight from box

What did Matt Fulchiron say a girl did when she went out with him on a date?
*Wore a skirt over her jeans

What did Joey Gay say about himself that made him very eager and deserving to win the competition?
*LIved over a funeral home

What did Josh Wolf do when he found out he would not be moving on in the competition?
*Said he was giving up comedy as he fought back tears

What did Wild Willy Parsons say he was doing twenty years ago?
*Living out of his old car

What did Doug Mellard say he did when he went back home to visit his parents?
*Tried on a uniform from his childhood

Why did Roz say she was always late for work?
*Wanted to make the day go by faster

What did Joey Gay do when he learned he was moving on in the competition?
*Said it felt like he had a winning lottery ticket

What did Josh Blue do when he learned he had been voted the "Audience Favorite"?
*Said he had discovered that he was pretty good at comedy

What did April Macie do during her set that prompted her to make a strange face?
*Pretended to pull up jeans with pliers

What did Kira Soltanovich say she and her boyfriend did while they vacationed in Mexico?
*Took lessons to swim with dolphins

What did Anthony Clark say several comics would do if they failed to advance to the next round before he introduced the celebrity talent scouts?
*Appear on game show to win money

What did Doug Mellard say he did when he went back home to visit his parents?
*Tried on a uniform from his childhood
*Dungeons & Dragons

What did Anthony Clark say several comics would do if they failed to advance to the next round before he introduced the celebrity talent scouts?
*Appear on game show to win money
*Capital One

Why did Roz say she was always late for work?
*Wanted to make the day go by faster
*Capitol Records

What did Josh Blue do when he learned he had been voted the "Audience Favorite"?
*Said he had discovered that he was pretty good at comedy
*Capital One

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**KSloane** · 06-09-2006, 06:02 PM

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to the tune of a Christmas carol that had been been modified to include the lyrics, "Up in the Closet, Quick, Quick, Quick"?
*NOT Draped blue sport coat over his shoulder and leaned against bar in living room

What kind of water was visible on a stool backstage after Wild Willy Parsons said he was living out of his old car?
*NOT Dasani

In a commercial during this show, who demonstrated the symptoms that a particular medication could relieve as a song about these particular symptoms played?
*NOT Pageant host leading contestants out onto stage to audience

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a car's interior was shown lit up piece by piece before a silver sedan appeared out of darkness and the entire room became bathed in light?
*NOT White strobes rippled over shiny exterior glass surfaces

In a commercial during this show, what did a young cartoon animal do that her mother disapproved of before a product was demonstrated?
*Used too much bathroom tissue
*Charmin Ultra
*Now has twice as many sheets per roll

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did Paul Bettany do to Harrison Ford?
*Took family hostage to force him to rob bank he worked for
*"Firewall"

In a commercial during this show, what did an older man sitting behind a desk do while a party was going on in the rest of the house that prompted a man holding a book to say "you wouldn't put a donkey in the Kentucky Derby"?
*NOT Polished disposable chop sticks

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