Thread: Late Show With David Letterman 5/31 11:35 4800+ pts.

What did Dave do to K.T. Tunstall that made her swoon?
*Kissed her on the hand

What did Vince Vaughn do while talking about his dislike of cell phones?
*Pretended he was getting a call

What did the burrito used during the "Will it Float" segment do after sitting in the water for a while?
*Sank to the bottom of the tank

What did Dave do while questioning audience member Bill during the "Know Your Current Events" segment?
*Joked about a monkey on a treadmill

What did Dave do behind his desk right after he showed the audience K. T. Tunstall's CD cover?
*Wielded a baseball bat

What did Dave have the Kentucky Derby play-by-play man do over the phone?
*Announce a mock race

What did Dave do just before playing "Will It Float"?
*Held up phony home board game

What did Dave do just before he awarded audience member Angie her prize for playing the quiz game?
*Invited her to come on the stage

What did Dave do to the "Piñata of Mystery" after taking off his suit jacket?
*Bashed it open to reveal nacho cheese

What did Vince Vaughn say he did in order to choose his Kentucky Derby picks?
*Looked at the name he liked and bet that horse

What did Vince Vaughn jokingly say about the tabloid reporters who follow him and Jennifer Aniston?
*Must be disappointed having to write about him

What did Dave do to audience member Angie during the quiz segment on furniture?
*Tried to speed up her answers

What did Dave do very quickly while he quizzed audience member Angie during the furniture segment?
*Introduced the question categories

What did Dave do while questioning audience member Bill during the "Know Your Current Events" segment?
*Joked about a monkey on a treadmill
*Toyota Prius/Lexus RX 400h

What did Dave do just before he awarded audience member Angie her prize for playing the quiz game?
*Invited her to come on the stage
*Mr. Clean Antibacterial Multi Surface Spray

What did Dave do just before playing "Will It Float"?
*Held up phony home board game
*Xbox

What did Dave do to audience member Angie during the quiz segment on furniture?
*Tried to speed up her answers
*Golden Care Hardwood Cleaner

What did Dave do very quickly while he quizzed audience member Angie during the furniture segment?
*Introduced the question categories
NOT> IKEA
NOT> Pier One Imports

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In a commercial during this show, what did a bird do to help out a couple as they sat on a porch swing discussing their financial situation and drinking from mugs, before the bird was seen scaring a passerby?
*Went to mail envelopes for them and accidentally fell inside mailbox and became trapped
*Aflac
*Helps to take care of you if you're sick and can't work

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do on the beach with a beer bottle while he sat next to a woman at a bonfire?
*Placed bottle down so that the moon appeared to be inside
*Corona Extra
*Helps make a perfect night

In a commercial during this show, what did a car do as a man looked under its hood and before the man then looked at a computer screen?
*Morphed into many different types of vehicles
*AutoTrader.com
*Provides access to greater variety of vehicles

In a commercial during this show, what happened after and before a man was seen shaving and an announcer discussed a razor's design and cleaning system?
*Cartoon demonstration showed razor working on face
*Braun Activator
*Feels like new every day

In a commercial during this show, what did a real estate agent named Diane Mintz do to "help people" besides those who were her clients?
*Sent inner city children to summer camp
*Realtor.com
*If they are member of National Association of Realtors

In a commercial during this show, who discussed a sandwich that he held in front of a red curtain and described as "hot" and "steamy" after the sandwich was shown being pulled apart and sitting on an oven tray?
*Man wearing smoking jacket who sat in large leather easy chair
*Subway
*Tuscan Chicken