Late Show With David Letterman 12/05 3500+

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What did Billy Crystal say he did in a hotel to save himself from embarrassment?
Answered phone as government official

What did Billy Crystal say Donald Trump wouldn't do because it was windy outside?
Play round of golf

What did Billy Crystal say he did with Joe Torre in a bathroom?
Made fun of Bill Clinton's advice

What did Billy Crystal say the woman who gave him his first kiss recently did?
Surprised him backstage at show

What did Johnny Dark do in the studio that Dave said he wasn't allowed to do?
Lit up cigarette onstage

What did Dave say the rats were recently doing in New York City?
Wearing orange vests

What did Billy Crystal say he asked the woman who gave him his first kiss if he had done?
Turned her off of men

What did Dave do at the end of Ryan Adams's set?
Tapped on sticker on his guitar

What did Billy Crystal say he had to do when he took his play to Canada?
Change title due to exchange rate

What did Alan Kalter ask the home audience to do during the "Late Show Announcement" segment?
Mail in inventions ideas he can steal

What movie was featured in this program?
NOT "Walk the Line"

In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show", what happened?
Models strutted down runway and singers performed on stage
Tuesday, December 6 at 10:00 p.m.

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In an advertisement during this show, why was a man shuffling through a hospital corridor being monitored?
Had open heart surgery
Duracell
Are widely trusted

In a commercial during this show, what did different people with hollow squares in their hands do with their friends and family in different rooms of homes such as a studio in a sunny room, bedrooms, and a living room?
Captured photographs out of thin air
HP
Helps you organize and print photos quickly and easily

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after she took a medication and slept through the night while the scene outside her window went in fast-forward?
Breathed long sigh of relief
Afrin No Drip
Works all night long

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about different SUVs that drove in the country and the city as a snowboarder, kayaker, and men with large backpacks appeared?
Changed to accommodate more adventures
Nissan
Don't know

In a commercial during this show, what did the "Big Cob," a gigantic corn cob displayed in a picnic area, do before it was contained in an enormous garbage bag?
Began popping its kernels which hit people and buses
Glad Force Flex
Is strong and made of stretchable material

In a commercial during this show, why did it take a man at least twice as much time to go through a fast-food drive-through as the man behind him?
Had to root around for spare change in places like ashtray and glove box
Mastercard
Something about being faster than cash

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