Thread: The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 11/15 11:35 4300-4800+ pts.

What did Joan Embery say that the parrot would do in order to eat the grape Jay had fed it?
*Smear it on jacket lapel

What did Jay do with the sloth that Joan Embery brought out?
*Held it from end of branch

What did Jay jokingly say Donovan McNabb was doing now that Terrell Owens was out of the game?
*Throwing ball to other team

What was a sloth doing while Joan Embery talked to Jay?
*Nibbling on various vegetables while upside down

What did Jay mention Paris Hilton did in Las Vegas over the weekend?
*Got bitten by pet monkey

What was a woman at an invention convention shown doing?
*Transmitting thick liquids into small container

What did Melissa Etheridge say that she'd been doing to stay healthy?
*Eating junk food in moderation

What did Melissa Etheridge say her partner Tammy did the day she came home from her last cancer treatment?
*Gave her bouquet of flowers

What did Jay say in his monologue that White House staffers were now doing?
*Riding in carpools to their indictments

What did Kevin do that excited Melissa Etheridge as she walked onto the show?
*Played version of one of her songs

What did Jay ask Joan Embery if animals did in the wild?
*Made loud noises when feeling sick

What did Joan Embery say that Burmese pythons were doing in Florida?
*Consuming native wildlife after being released

What did Joan Embery say that the parrot would do in order to eat the grape Jay had fed it?
*Smear it on jacket lapel
*Fruit Loops

What movie was featured in this program?
*"Pride and Prejudice"

What did Jay mention Paris Hilton did in Las Vegas over the weekend?
*Got bitten by pet monkey
NOT "Elle"

In a commercial during this show, what happened against a blue background as an announcer discussed an "essential tool" for navigation before an electronic device was shown?
Index finger pointed up, to the side, and pressed button
Garmin
Simple to use electronic mapping system

In a movie commercial during this show, who did Joaquin Phoenix play, as Reese Witherspoon portrayed the woman he loved?
Legendary country and western singer
"Walk the Line"

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what were woman doing as they were given titles, such as "way out of your league girl" and "who knew she was so cute," before standing next to a blonde woman in a black dress?
Waving to fans while walking down a red carpet
Old Navy
Boy-cut denim

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, how did Kate Hudson get drawn into a creepy world of ghosts and supernatural terror?
Took care of a sick old man in a big house
"The Skeleton Key"

In a movie commercial during this show, what did strong-minded Kiera Knightley, who was pressured by her family, do despite her reservations?
Fell in love with a haughty aristocrat
"Pride and Prejudice"

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man in a red suit as a noisy and insistent animal fell off the roof of the house and into a snowman?
Got stuck inside of chimney
AFLAC
Covers pay if hurt and cannot work

What did Jay mention happened to Paris Hilton in Las Vegas over the weekend?
Got bitten by pet monkey

In a promotional advertisement during this program, for a show called "The Poseidon Adventure," what happened?
Lives of passengers on cruise were jeopardized when ship flipped over
Next Sunday at 8:00 p.m.


In a commercial during this show, what did a young woman on vacation in an Italian city do to get a ride with an attractive man on a scooter to a tourist spot she wanted to see?
Pretended she did not understand language when she spoke it fluently
Secret Platinum Invisible Solid
NOT Goes on without leaving smears or streaks